Looks like it was a suicide.
www.foxnews.com/jackson.html
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Looks like it was a suicide.
www.foxnews.com/jackson.html
Good :FIREdevil
That link's dead, and there's no mention of a suicide on the Fox News home page.
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Fools.
You got a hit counter on that link?
Wow, from now on I'll remember April 1 as the day someone tried to play an April Fools joke and it backfired.
You know, I just was working on a TPS report where I had to enter the date. I realized my folly and tried to edit that post in a timely manner, but there was already a handful of responses.
However, I did hear that Teri Schiavo just woke up out of her coma!
78 views, 6 postsQuote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
Here's a pirate joke:
A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel strapped to his crotch.
The bartender says, "Hey! What's the deal with THAT!"
The pirate responds, "Arrgh, I don't know, but its drivin' me nuts!"
How are a trashbag and Michael Jackson different?
One is white, plastic,and is dangerous for kids to play with. The other u hold trash in. :FIREdevil
That David Hasselhoff is so hypnotic.
What do Michael Jackson and Neil Armstong have in common?
One was the first man to walk on the moon, the other likes to fuck little boys.
IVE GOT ONE.....
whats black and blue and hates to have sex??
the 12 year old in my trunk
What did Micheal Jackson say to Woody Allen?
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"Got two fives for a ten?"
Holy crap.... I am stunned. Someone else knows that joke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinner
Here it is, the birth of a new Michael Jackson joke......
What's black and white and red all over?
--------> enter your punchline here
What do Michele Jackson and Tuna Fish have in Common?
They both come in little round cans.
You think thats news?
Check this out.
http://www.timesnews.net/admin/artic...0401103035.jpg
Strange creature photographed at Fort Patrick Henry Lake
Friday, April 01, 2005
By Staff report
There have been several recent unconfirmed reports of such a creature in Fort Patrick Henry Lake, but until now there were only rumors.
Wildlife officials want to question this kayaker after a photo take from Ralph Yelton Bridge on Fort Patrick Henry Lake this week showed a large, unidentified creature in the lake.
Dr. Loof Lirpa of the Institute for Advanced Studies at Bluff City said the creature appears to be a Plesiosaur, which was thought to be extinct for millions of years.
Similar sighting of Plesiosaur-type creatures are common at Loch Ness in Scotland and Lake George, N.Y. however this is a first for a Tennessee lake.
There have been several recent unconfirmed reports of such a creature in Fort Patrick Henry Lake, but until now there were only rumors.
Some Lake residents are now calling the creature Lizzy.
Local officals cannot explain the sudden appearance of the creature, but there have been reports of strange, mournful calls on the lake at night.
Some lake residents have also reported pets that frequent the lake shore missing.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
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Get out of my son.
A: Michael Jackson with multiple gunshot wounds!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli
Why does Michael Jackson like cavier?
Because Neil Armstrong comes on little crackers.
Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael JacksonQuote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli