MICHAEL JACKSON FOUND DEAD!!!

**Spicoli** · 04-01-2005, 11:46 AM

Looks like it was a suicide.

www.foxnews.com/jackson.html

**doofdoof** · 04-01-2005, 11:47 AM

Good

**Ubersheist** · 04-01-2005, 11:48 AM

That link's dead, and there's no mention of a suicide on the Fox News home page.

**Beaver** · 04-01-2005, 11:49 AM

Fools.

You got a hit counter on that link?

**Darkside** · 04-01-2005, 11:52 AM

Wow, from now on I'll remember April 1 as the day someone tried to play an April Fools joke and it backfired.

**Ubersheist** · 04-01-2005, 11:53 AM

You know, I just was working on a TPS report where I had to enter the date. I realized my folly and tried to edit that post in a timely manner, but there was already a handful of responses.

However, I did hear that Teri Schiavo just woke up out of her coma!

**Spicoli** · 04-01-2005, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Beaver

You got a hit counter on that link?

78 views, 6 posts

**Ubersheist** · 04-01-2005, 12:00 PM

David Hasselhoff news

**Ubersheist** · 04-01-2005, 12:02 PM

Here's a pirate joke:

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel strapped to his crotch.

The bartender says, "Hey! What's the deal with THAT!"

The pirate responds, "Arrgh, I don't know, but its drivin' me nuts!"

**adam** · 04-01-2005, 12:06 PM

How are a trashbag and Michael Jackson different?

One is white, plastic,and is dangerous for kids to play with. The other u hold trash in.

**Spicoli** · 04-01-2005, 12:08 PM

That David Hasselhoff is so hypnotic.

**Pinner** · 04-01-2005, 12:16 PM

What do Michael Jackson and Neil Armstong have in common?

One was the first man to walk on the moon, the other likes to fuck little boys.

**thedudeabides** · 04-01-2005, 12:18 PM

IVE GOT ONE.....

whats black and blue and hates to have sex??

the 12 year old in my trunk

**Seldom Seen** · 04-01-2005, 12:23 PM

What did Micheal Jackson say to Woody Allen?
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"Got two fives for a ten?"

**Will** · 04-01-2005, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Pinner

What do Michael Jackson and Neil Armstong have in common?

Holy crap.... I am stunned. Someone else knows that joke!

**Spicoli** · 04-01-2005, 12:39 PM

Here it is, the birth of a new Michael Jackson joke......

What's black and white and red all over?

--------> enter your punchline here

**mattitude** · 04-01-2005, 01:16 PM

What do Michele Jackson and Tuna Fish have in Common?

They both come in little round cans.

**teledave** · 04-01-2005, 02:48 PM

You think thats news?
Check this out.

Strange creature photographed at Fort Patrick Henry Lake
Friday, April 01, 2005

By Staff report

There have been several recent unconfirmed reports of such a creature in Fort Patrick Henry Lake, but until now there were only rumors.
Wildlife officials want to question this kayaker after a photo take from Ralph Yelton Bridge on Fort Patrick Henry Lake this week showed a large, unidentified creature in the lake.

Dr. Loof Lirpa of the Institute for Advanced Studies at Bluff City said the creature appears to be a Plesiosaur, which was thought to be extinct for millions of years.

Similar sighting of Plesiosaur-type creatures are common at Loch Ness in Scotland and Lake George, N.Y. however this is a first for a Tennessee lake.

There have been several recent unconfirmed reports of such a creature in Fort Patrick Henry Lake, but until now there were only rumors.

Some Lake residents are now calling the creature Lizzy.

Local officals cannot explain the sudden appearance of the creature, but there have been reports of strange, mournful calls on the lake at night.

Some lake residents have also reported pets that frequent the lake shore missing.