I wonder if the 7-Eleven guy thinks I'm a stoner?

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03-12-2005, 08:06 PM
Plakespear

I wonder if the 7-Eleven guy thinks I'm a stoner?

I just went to 7-Eleven. Since the girl I was hoping to go out with tonight went skiing instead, I figured I'd make a vodka slurpee and watch TGR movies tonight. So I walked into the 7_eleven, got a 28 oz slurpee, and decided i needed some snacks to go with it. So I bought a pack of Tastykake mini donuts, a bag of Chex Mix, and some low salt sunflower seeds. So, if you wre a clerk, would you think a guy in his late 20's dressed in skater clothes buying junk food at 9:00 on a saturday was stoned?
03-12-2005, 08:17 PM
ak_powder_monkey

well you were making a vodka slurrpee, that sounds pretty good actully, all you needed to do was buy a lighter, and you would be set
03-12-2005, 08:29 PM
LAN

I would think you were stoned if your "skater clothes" were the combo you were wearing in the hospital. :biggrin:
03-12-2005, 08:53 PM
The Suit

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAN

I would think you were stoned if your "skater clothes" were the combo you were wearing in the hospital. :biggrin:

I still think you're a stoner.
03-13-2005, 12:34 AM
lostboy505

I don't know. but then I just got home from work and am drunk. I'd say who cares? Fuck'em if they judge you.
03-14-2005, 01:33 PM
mrw

go to WAWA, :biggrin: JONG
03-14-2005, 02:03 PM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plakespear

I just went to 7-Eleven. Since the girl I was hoping to go out with tonight went skiing instead, I figured I'd make a vodka slurpee and watch TGR movies tonight. So I walked into the 7_eleven, got a 28 oz slurpee, and decided i needed some snacks to go with it. So I bought a pack of Tastykake mini donuts, a bag of Chex Mix, and some low salt sunflower seeds. So, if you wre a clerk, would you think a guy in his late 20's dressed in skater clothes buying junk food at 9:00 on a saturday was stoned?

Scene at a 7-11

Ranjvit: Good evening sir; you have 1 28 oz. slurpee; one pack of mini do-nuts; 1 bag check mix and 1 bag lo-salt sunflower seeds. That will be $4.63, please. And may I say, that given your slovenly appearance, I must conclude that you are a stoner.

Plakespear: Fuck off, raghead.

Ranjvit: Thank you sir; come again soon.
03-14-2005, 02:24 PM
snowsprite

That Indian accent sounds sooo funny in my head!

Sprite
03-14-2005, 03:53 PM
Plakespear

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrw

go to WAWA, :biggrin: JONG

They don't have Slurpees at WAWA. :cool:
03-14-2005, 04:56 PM
Arnold Babar

You are..............a stoner :cool:
03-16-2005, 12:16 AM
splat

Don't sweat it, he's probably more concerned whether you noticed he was all amped out from meth.
03-16-2005, 07:39 AM
basom

i walk in the seven elev in a tux all the time and buy rolling papers and visine just to fuck with the clerks sterotypes.

the $50 tux rental is worth it to blow just one mind.
03-18-2005, 10:03 AM
sea2ski

Who really cares what about what the thoughts of a 7-11 employee are. Unless he thinks you are going to rob him and pulls out a shotgun.
03-18-2005, 07:23 PM
Plakespear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plakespear

Since the girl I was hoping to go out with tonight went skiing instead, I figured I'd make a vodka slurpee and watch TGR movies tonight.

Now I'm just wondering if I'm turning into AKPM instead. I'm getting fatter, and I'm supposed to go skiing with this girl on Sunday. Not only that, I'm posting about it on TGR :eek:
03-18-2005, 10:31 PM
Out_to_lunch

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

i walk in the seven elev in a tux all the time and buy rolling papers and visine just to fuck with the clerks sterotypes.

the $50 tux rental is worth it to blow just one mind.

I find myself walking into real dives for cake and grocery stores for goldfish after concerts in my tux. Not quite the same as rilling papers, but I'm still sure people wonder.
OHH and loto tickets.
03-19-2005, 07:24 AM
acostiga

the 7-11 guy started laughing at me when i was the third guy in line on friday to purchase gatorade and some headache powder. hmmm.