I just went to 7-Eleven. Since the girl I was hoping to go out with tonight went skiing instead, I figured I'd make a vodka slurpee and watch TGR movies tonight. So I walked into the 7_eleven, got a 28 oz slurpee, and decided i needed some snacks to go with it. So I bought a pack of Tastykake mini donuts, a bag of Chex Mix, and some low salt sunflower seeds. So, if you wre a clerk, would you think a guy in his late 20's dressed in skater clothes buying junk food at 9:00 on a saturday was stoned?
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03-12-2005, 08:06 PM #1
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I wonder if the 7-Eleven guy thinks I'm a stoner?
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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03-12-2005, 08:17 PM #2
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well you were making a vodka slurrpee, that sounds pretty good actully, all you needed to do was buy a lighter, and you would be set
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03-12-2005, 08:29 PM #3
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I would think you were stoned if your "skater clothes" were the combo you were wearing in the hospital.
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03-12-2005, 08:53 PM #4
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I still think you're a stoner.
Originally Posted by LAN
I would think you were stoned if your "skater clothes" were the combo you were wearing in the hospital.
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03-13-2005, 12:34 AM #5
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I don't know. but then I just got home from work and am drunk. I'd say who cares? Fuck'em if they judge you.
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03-14-2005, 01:33 PM #6
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go to WAWA,
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03-14-2005, 02:03 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Plakespear
Scene at a 7-11
Ranjvit: Good evening sir; you have 1 28 oz. slurpee; one pack of mini do-nuts; 1 bag check mix and 1 bag lo-salt sunflower seeds. That will be $4.63, please. And may I say, that given your slovenly appearance, I must conclude that you are a stoner.
Plakespear: Fuck off, raghead.
Ranjvit: Thank you sir; come again soon.Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-14-2005, 02:24 PM #8
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That Indian accent sounds sooo funny in my head!
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03-14-2005, 03:53 PM #9
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They don't have Slurpees at WAWA. Originally Posted by mrw
go to WAWA, JONG
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
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03-14-2005, 04:56 PM #10
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You are..............a stoner
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03-16-2005, 12:16 AM #11
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Don't sweat it, he's probably more concerned whether you noticed he was all amped out from meth.
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03-16-2005, 07:39 AM #12
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i walk in the seven elev in a tux all the time and buy rolling papers and visine just to fuck with the clerks sterotypes.
the $50 tux rental is worth it to blow just one mind.
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03-18-2005, 10:03 AM #13
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Who really cares what about what the thoughts of a 7-11 employee are. Unless he thinks you are going to rob him and pulls out a shotgun.
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03-18-2005, 07:23 PM #14
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Now I'm just wondering if I'm turning into AKPM instead. I'm getting fatter, and I'm supposed to go skiing with this girl on Sunday. Not only that, I'm posting about it on TGR Originally Posted by Plakespear
"There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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03-18-2005, 10:31 PM #15
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I find myself walking into real dives for cake and grocery stores for goldfish after concerts in my tux. Not quite the same as rilling papers, but I'm still sure people wonder. Originally Posted by basom
OHH and loto tickets."I just looked down to see if I was wearing my seatbelt, and I'm sitting at my desk in my room."
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03-19-2005, 07:24 AM #16
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the 7-11 guy started laughing at me when i was the third guy in line on friday to purchase gatorade and some headache powder. hmmm.
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