ONS: Any way we can get a post-per-day ranking?

I would looooooove to see who is winning right now.


P.S. Point being it would be a good indicator of "read more, post less."

Edit: P.P.S. AKPM excluded, being a lost cause.

Determine it by number of Husky Latin Women.

this feature is already available to users with 4000+ posts so start posting ya damn noobs

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Originally Posted by phUnk

this feature is already available to users with 4000+ posts so start posting ya damn noobs

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I know someone wants to ask, so I'll beat them to the punch; are you sure you actually ski? Or do you just have your clone go do it for you while you sit here?

Dammit, I take it back. According to my preliminary analysis Basom would be the clear winner, and I don't think anyone wants him to post less...besides Splat, but he is just a dick.

I wonder if some sort of ranking system with exponential increase could be created...basically my pipedream is to have some sort of list to point to when someone who registered say, last month, posts all day long.

Maybe nevermind. Maybe I am retarded. Read more post less, myself included.

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Dammit, I take it back. According to my preliminary analysis Basom would be the clear winner, and I don't think anyone wants him to post less...besides Splat, but he is just a dick.

I wonder if some sort of ranking system with exponential increase could be created...basically my pipedream is to have some sort of list to point to when someone who registered say, last month, posts all day long.

Maybe nevermind. Maybe I am retarded. Read more post less, myself included.

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Was this brought on by Squawman's daily count posted in tech talk the other day to illustrate a point? It won't require that much documentation to prove that I'm a dick.

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Originally Posted by splat

Was this brought on by Squawman's daily count posted in tech talk the other day to illustrate a point? It won't require that much documentation to prove that I'm a dick.

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Ha! He even ADMITS it! Ban him!

'Ban Exemption' is also available to 4000+ posters.
When you get there, just sign up for it in the 'Virtual Gentlemen's Lounge', which ONS has graciously provided for the '4000+ Club' as it's known. We're probably going to approach Dynastar to make a 'Bro 4000'. Suck on that.

Do you guys have to buy AKPM beers in there or what?

game, set and match. that was ruthless, like a haus wit no roof.

We buy him virtual lap dances.

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Originally Posted by splat

We buy him virtual lap dances.

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So he is phUnk?

This place is like a big confessional today.

(I have to agree with acostiga, Gonz. Touche')

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Originally Posted by splat

This place is like a big confessional today.

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Nah, Gonzo is just cramming for finals and seeking solace in his digital realm.

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Originally Posted by acostiga

that was ruthless, like a haus wit no roof.

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Kind of like Fenway Park?

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Originally Posted by truth

Nah, Gonzo is just cramming for finals and seeking solace in his digital realm.

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Ha ha...indeed I am. If I could I would freeze my post count sub-1000. My brother was on the other day and asked me if I was aware how many posts I have here....

"Um...like, more than seventeen hundred?"....but they weren't all in the first fucking month dammit!

:D

The barking dogs and freeway noise poured through the bedroom walls like microwaves, pounding that husky latin woman beat that forced me to remember the night. The night, last night, where was I when I finally nodded? Oh, yes, the Padded Room. I rolled over, got up, and sat at my desk to see what was up for the day.

Fukkin Energy Star monitors. I hit the space bar. "C'mon, wake up," I mumbled, banging the keys to fire up the flux capacitor. I still had top posts in every forum but two. A pm. Didn't feel like dealing with it. Looked at the posts. Nothing new. I spun my chair around, put my head in my hands, and moaned. Then it just blurted out. "I quit my day job for this?"

I see where you coming form Gonz, but its all about the quality. More sucking is always but but more just in general ain't always bad. Look at Trackhead etc. I still suck however.

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Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles

I see where you coming form Gonz, but its all about the quality. More sucking is always but but more just in general ain't always bad. Look at Trackhead etc. I still suck however.

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True true! That is why I revoked the original question. I fully suck and have posted like 2 TRs this year. I bring nothing to the table. However, like others who similarly suck, I feel as though I/we have learned how to suck in a non-offensive, semi-amusing manner that doesn't take away from contributions of actual worth. My best contribution this month will be a pictoral of my toilet flushing in tech talk, for gods sake.

BTW Splat that was hilarious.

The acid test is the ratio between posts started and overall post count. That is the true mark of husky latin women.

"Do you guys have to buy AKPM beers in there or what?"

Akpm: Uh, what's my Delta Tau Chi name?
Splat: AKPM, I've given this a lot of thought. From now on, your name is "little buddy"!
AKPM [Pause] little Buddy?
phunk: little buddy, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
AKPM: Gee Phunk, thanks. What do I have to do?
phunk: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

What's a good ratio?

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Gonz - you contributed "boner city" - 'nuff said.