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  1. 03-09-2005, 08:13 PM #1
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    Question ONS: Any way we can get a post-per-day ranking?

    I would looooooove to see who is winning right now.


    P.S. Point being it would be a good indicator of "read more, post less."

    Edit: P.P.S. AKPM excluded, being a lost cause.
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    Cool

    this feature is already available to users with 4000+ posts so start posting ya damn noobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    this feature is already available to users with 4000+ posts so start posting ya damn noobs
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    Dammit, I take it back. According to my preliminary analysis Basom would be the clear winner, and I don't think anyone wants him to post less...besides Splat, but he is just a dick.

    I wonder if some sort of ranking system with exponential increase could be created...basically my pipedream is to have some sort of list to point to when someone who registered say, last month, posts all day long.

    Maybe nevermind. Maybe I am retarded. Read more post less, myself included.
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  6. 03-09-2005, 08:32 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by gonzo
    Dammit, I take it back. According to my preliminary analysis Basom would be the clear winner, and I don't think anyone wants him to post less...besides Splat, but he is just a dick.

    I wonder if some sort of ranking system with exponential increase could be created...basically my pipedream is to have some sort of list to point to when someone who registered say, last month, posts all day long.

    Maybe nevermind. Maybe I am retarded. Read more post less, myself included.
    Was this brought on by Squawman's daily count posted in tech talk the other day to illustrate a point? It won't require that much documentation to prove that I'm a dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    Was this brought on by Squawman's daily count posted in tech talk the other day to illustrate a point? It won't require that much documentation to prove that I'm a dick.
    Ha! He even ADMITS it! Ban him!
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  8. 03-09-2005, 08:42 PM #8
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    'Ban Exemption' is also available to 4000+ posters.
    When you get there, just sign up for it in the 'Virtual Gentlemen's Lounge', which ONS has graciously provided for the '4000+ Club' as it's known. We're probably going to approach Dynastar to make a 'Bro 4000'. Suck on that.
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    Do you guys have to buy AKPM beers in there or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    We buy him virtual lap dances.
    So he is phUnk?
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    This place is like a big confessional today.

    (I have to agree with acostiga, Gonz. Touche')
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat
    This place is like a big confessional today.
    Nah, Gonzo is just cramming for finals and seeking solace in his digital realm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by acostiga
    that was ruthless, like a haus wit no roof.
    Kind of like Fenway Park?
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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Nah, Gonzo is just cramming for finals and seeking solace in his digital realm.
    Ha ha...indeed I am. If I could I would freeze my post count sub-1000. My brother was on the other day and asked me if I was aware how many posts I have here....

    "Um...like, more than seventeen hundred?"....but they weren't all in the first fucking month dammit!

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    I see where you coming form Gonz, but its all about the quality. More sucking is always but but more just in general ain't always bad. Look at Trackhead etc. I still suck however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
    I see where you coming form Gonz, but its all about the quality. More sucking is always but but more just in general ain't always bad. Look at Trackhead etc. I still suck however.
    True true! That is why I revoked the original question. I fully suck and have posted like 2 TRs this year. I bring nothing to the table. However, like others who similarly suck, I feel as though I/we have learned how to suck in a non-offensive, semi-amusing manner that doesn't take away from contributions of actual worth. My best contribution this month will be a pictoral of my toilet flushing in tech talk, for gods sake.

    BTW Splat that was hilarious.
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    What's a good ratio?

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    Gonz - you contributed "boner city" - 'nuff said.
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