Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
how about sand and death metal???
but to throw her off, pull a mr rogers and change into smart comfortable shoes and nice indoor sweater before you start.
I advise you to learn the difference between advise and advice.
I've never dated a girl loose enough to fist, but I'm pretty sure that with enough lube anything is possible.
pm rontele
1. Don't use treble hooks
2. It should smell like freshly caught bluegill
3. Check for clear eyes.
The Germans have got fisting down to a science.
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Benny's ad-vise about how to appeal a restraining order? thread is surely imminent?
Salmon Benny, it's all about the Salmon.Quote:
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Cross-posting from the "How About This Heat?" thread:
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Whoosh. Congratulations--even Benny made you look stoopid.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
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Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Just hope she doesn't have man hands
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Or maybe you hope she does
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Originally Posted by frorider
????????? Was just going with it, Pubes in Teeth. I imagine that's your Native American name.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Benny going all Last Tango in Paris. You'd think the guy has had enough butthurt for one lifetime.
Ha. Thank you, Marlon and Last Tango. Not only did my college girlfriend seen to enjoy that movie, walking out, she said, I'd like to try that. Loved that girl.
Whatever happens, make sure you play this.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_3...%3DX_DVS_303kQ
Really? You should stay away from those interesting women. Otherwise, tell her to take it slow and have a safe word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I came here to learn about fishing. Whoops!
Pretty sure Sophie and her friend in the Fistmas thread are Hungarian and/or Czech.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Lube?
It's all about ball bearings these days
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
Well, Gordon here has a few tricks. Might work for fisting as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU#at=30
Wow, can't believe I'm gonna get the pole position on this one...
Der Poopenhausen...
:yourock::fm:Crap
Trim your fingernails closely, then file them to make sure there are no sharp edges
Silicone lube > all others
Use lots of lube
Go slow. Knuckles are the widest part
If you wouldn't fuck her without a condom, don't fist her without gloves
Don't poke the cervix, that shit hurts
You are all assuming it is her about to get fisted?
STFU, bend over and take it like a man