Just had a call from reality....
*Ring..ring..ring *
Me: "Hello?"
Reality: "Hi Jim, It's me, reality."
Me: "Uhh..hi, what can I do for ya?"
Reality: " Well, I just called to say the snow sucks"
Me: "No it doesn't, It just snowed 3 feet in the last week, I just had a great tour yesterday!"
Reality: " Jim, Jim, Jim. You lost soul, stop lying to yourself. The skin up yesterday was less work than the flail-fest down. Two feet of mashed potato snow is not a great to-"
"It was corn snow"
" No, that was cement"
Me: " Well, we have a great base now."
Reality: " Don't you people ever get sick of that excuse? Within three days you've gone from deep untracked to rock hard glades. Face it, you live in New England."
Me: "Are you done?"
Reality: " For now I guess."
Me: "Good, you're such a buzzkill!"
Reality: " Oh, one more thing.."
Me: "WHAT?!?"
Reality: " Your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms. Bye."
Ugh
