Just had a call from reality....

[trainnvain]

*Ring..ring..ring *

Me: "Hello?"
Reality: "Hi Jim, It's me, reality."
Me: "Uhh..hi, what can I do for ya?"
Reality: " Well, I just called to say the snow sucks"
Me: "No it doesn't, It just snowed 3 feet in the last week, I just had a great tour yesterday!"
Reality: " Jim, Jim, Jim. You lost soul, stop lying to yourself. The skin up yesterday was less work than the flail-fest down. Two feet of mashed potato snow is not a great to-"
"It was corn snow"
" No, that was cement"
Me: " Well, we have a great base now."
Reality: " Don't you people ever get sick of that excuse? Within three days you've gone from deep untracked to rock hard glades. Face it, you live in New England."
Me: "Are you done?"
Reality: " For now I guess."
Me: "Good, you're such a buzzkill!"
Reality: " Oh, one more thing.."
Me: "WHAT?!?"
Reality: " Your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms. Bye."

Ugh

[thephatkid]

reality sux assholes
he called me the other day and i told him to fuck off

[Below Zero]

Funny stuff. Reality really bit you in the ass there at the end!

[Aldo]

Reality: " Don't you people ever get sick of that excuse? Within three days you've gone from deep untracked to rock hard glades. Face it, you live in New England."

Doesn't anybody understand base building anymore? Sheesh, you'd think reality would have a clue.....