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So a co-worker who's been sick the last four days, comes up to me and says, "you got me sick, I got what you had". Fuck that, I see her maybe two times a day for mere seconds and everyone in our office is a walking germ factory. When I was sick it was for only two days with a head cold over a week ago, whereas she's had the flu for the last four. You prove to me that I was somehow responsible for your illness and I'll respond with something other than..... :fuckyou:
You should of said very politely and sarcastically, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll tell you what, if you can prove that I got you sick, I'll be more than happy to pay for your medical bills and work missed. Does that sound like a fair offer?"
What the hell could she say?
Fucking bitch!
What's worse is that I was faking a sickness in anticipation of a powder day back in December.
When I realized the snowlevel was 10,000 feet we canned our plan. Coincidentally, 4 people in my department really got sick, and all bitched that it was my fault.
On a positive side, Lumbergh raised the issue at a staff meeting and urged sick people to stay home. Nowadays, when I as much as cough, I get yelled at to get the fuck out of the office :D This paves the way for instant powder-weekdays.
That would have been the clever response, but there was no way I was going to be able to respond with anything remotely polite, even if I did try and fake it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Below Zero
this is what i tell the ladies when they get __________ (insert STD here) and come crying to me over it. actually, i usually just tell them that they shouldn't have passed out while i'm in screwing distance. :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by cmsummit
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Originally Posted by cmsummit
you should bang her and then tell her, "I've been all ithcy. You gave me what you had!"
fucking bitch. :FIREdevil
Tell her she doesn't look THAT sick then grab your crotch and offer to take her temperature. ;)