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ha ha, you got internet nerd owned in the ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
So which one of us is Baby Jesus? If he's crying he must be a PNW maggot.
Definitely a different Reverend Floater.
And I didn't feel a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatdrink9
It would be much more fitting if it were "The Virtues of Drink and Women" ;),
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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.
In that case, it may very well be our Reverend Floater.Quote:
Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
I would buy that if it said 9:00 and 10:30 pm
heh. Churchsigngenerator.com
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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Mmmmm. Damn. Girl, I would procure for you da finest drink inda land. It would be chilled to perfect 37 degrees. If you find that two warm, I will further chill it to match your desire. I you find it too cold, it will be warmed by the very sight of you. If the drink is not to your liking for any reason, all you must do is tell da Smoove and I will scour the ends of da Earff to finds you da drink to satisfy your magnifent mandibles. Upon serving you your drink, I will read various passages from Aristotle, Cicero, Socrates and other gay men of historic erudition. The passages will be about virtue. I will also read you some soft-core porn from a paperback.
Girl, let me teach you da Virtue of drinking wiff da Smoove. Mmmmmm. Damn.
<p.s. It really needs to fackin snow up here, I'm bored outta my mind>
"The Virtues of Blacking Out and Burning Your Ass"
If we are talking about the Floater I know.
You had me at magnificent mandibles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
http://churchsigngenerator.com/makes...OORES%21%21%21
baby jesus didn't have photoshop, yo.
here's an actual church sign facking retards
http://www.Churchsigngenerator.com/i...s/Ceeps_32.jpg
Back on your meds, pronto.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
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