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  1. 01-25-2005, 04:48 PM #1
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    Maggot Gets His name in Lights!!!!!

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    Last edited by irul&ublo; 01-25-2005 at 04:53 PM.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo
    ha ha, you got internet nerd owned in the ass.
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    So which one of us is Baby Jesus? If he's crying he must be a PNW maggot.
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    Definitely a different Reverend Floater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    ha ha, you got internet nerd owned in the ass.
    And I didn't feel a thing.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    It would be much more fitting if it were "The Virtues of Drink and Women" ,
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    It would be much more fitting if it were "The Virtues of Drink and Women" ,

    Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    It would be much more fitting if it were "The Virtues of Drink and Women" ,
    In that case, it may very well be our Reverend Floater.
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    I would buy that if it said 9:00 and 10:30 pm
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    Quote Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
    It would be much more fitting if it were "The Virtues of Drink and Women" ,

    Mmmmm. Damn. Girl, I would procure for you da finest drink inda land. It would be chilled to perfect 37 degrees. If you find that two warm, I will further chill it to match your desire. I you find it too cold, it will be warmed by the very sight of you. If the drink is not to your liking for any reason, all you must do is tell da Smoove and I will scour the ends of da Earff to finds you da drink to satisfy your magnifent mandibles. Upon serving you your drink, I will read various passages from Aristotle, Cicero, Socrates and other gay men of historic erudition. The passages will be about virtue. I will also read you some soft-core porn from a paperback.

    Girl, let me teach you da Virtue of drinking wiff da Smoove. Mmmmmm. Damn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Nails
    Mmmmm. Damn. Girl, I would procure for you da finest drink inda land. It would be chilled to perfect 37 degrees. If you find that two warm, I will further chill it to match your desire. I you find it too cold, it will be warmed by the very sight of you. If the drink is not to your liking for any reason, all you must do is tell da Smoove and I will scour the ends of da Earff to finds you da drink to satisfy your magnifent mandibles. Upon serving you your drink, I will read various passages from Aristotle, Cicero, Socrates and other gay men of historic erudition. The passages will be about virtue. I will also read you some soft-core porn from a paperback.

    Girl, let me teach you da Virtue of drinking wiff da Smoove. Mmmmmm. Damn.


    <p.s. It really needs to fackin snow up here, I'm bored outta my mind>
    You had me at magnificent mandibles.
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    baby jesus didn't have photoshop, yo.
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    Edit: Good shit
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    here's an actual church sign facking retards
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
    here's an actual church sign facking retards
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