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01-11-2005, 02:12 PM
Below Zero

Give me a reply for this....

Saw this post on Craigs:

I am looking for a ski partner at week to ski with, I have some tickets I really need to use. I can ski at weekdays also, if I am not busy. Not EXTREME skiers, please.

I replied:

Hi. What do you mean by extreme skier? What kind of skier are you looking for?

She replied:

Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...

I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!
01-11-2005, 02:15 PM
basom

i'll get on your diamond, all the time. BTW i'm a shemale, am i qualified?
01-11-2005, 02:15 PM
Lurch

Send her a link to some English compostion classes at Metro ...
01-11-2005, 02:15 PM
KQ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Below Zero

Saw this post on Craigs:

I am looking for a ski partner at week to ski with, I have some tickets I really need to use. I can ski at weekdays also, if I am not busy. Not EXTREME skiers, please.

I replied:

Hi. What do you mean by extreme skier? What kind of skier are you looking for?

She replied:

Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...

I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!

Pleasure's my middle name.....
01-11-2005, 02:18 PM
bad_roo

You mean to say diamonds aren't a girl's best friend? That fucking bitch Marilyn Monroe LIED TO ME. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That should do it.
01-11-2005, 02:21 PM
Keoni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Below Zero

Saw this post on Craigs:

She replied:

Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...

I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!

If you think that skiing for pleasure is fun, you'll really like my apres hardcore extreme corked out rodeo fucking
01-11-2005, 02:24 PM
H-man

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keoni

If you think that skiing for pleasure is fun, you'll really like my apres hardcore extreme corked out rodeo fucking

WINNER!

8910
01-11-2005, 02:24 PM
bad_roo

I'm a tight end for the Cleveland Steamers and my contract precludes me from any dangerous stuff.
01-11-2005, 04:35 PM
jonski

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_roo

You mean to say diamonds aren't a girl's best friend? That fucking bitch Marilyn Monroe LIED TO ME. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

That should do it.

Is there no end to this mang's talent? :biggrin:
01-11-2005, 04:53 PM
grrrr

No, no honey. You don't get the diamond until after I get on the extreme pleasure weekday.
01-11-2005, 05:00 PM
A-wreck

Do you fuck for danger then?
01-11-2005, 05:08 PM
lemon boy

did I mention that I'm a cunning linguist?
01-11-2005, 05:12 PM
meatdrink9

Quote:

Originally Posted by Below Zero

Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...

"Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.
01-11-2005, 05:22 PM
Pinner

"I am fast and danger in bed, but not in skiing."

gets em every time.
01-11-2005, 07:08 PM
Plakespear

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

"Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.

Dammit J- I can't stop laughing now.
01-11-2005, 07:12 PM
divegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

"Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.

I'm CRYING at work!!!! BWA!!! That was awesome MD.
01-11-2005, 07:12 PM
vote4pedro

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

"Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.

brilliant... one of the funniest things i've ever seen in type
01-11-2005, 07:30 PM
Sphinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

"Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box?

Laughing hysterically. That was awesome.