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  1. 01-11-2005, 02:12 PM #1
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    Give me a reply for this....

    Saw this post on Craigs:

    I am looking for a ski partner at week to ski with, I have some tickets I really need to use. I can ski at weekdays also, if I am not busy. Not EXTREME skiers, please.

    I replied:

    Hi. What do you mean by extreme skier? What kind of skier are you looking for?

    She replied:

    Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...


    I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!
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    i'll get on your diamond, all the time. BTW i'm a shemale, am i qualified?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Saw this post on Craigs:

    I am looking for a ski partner at week to ski with, I have some tickets I really need to use. I can ski at weekdays also, if I am not busy. Not EXTREME skiers, please.

    I replied:

    Hi. What do you mean by extreme skier? What kind of skier are you looking for?

    She replied:

    Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...


    I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!

    Pleasure's my middle name.....
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    You mean to say diamonds aren't a girl's best friend? That fucking bitch Marilyn Monroe LIED TO ME.

    That should do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Saw this post on Craigs:


    She replied:

    Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...


    I need a witty combeback. Let's here em!
    If you think that skiing for pleasure is fun, you'll really like my apres hardcore extreme corked out rodeo fucking
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keoni
    If you think that skiing for pleasure is fun, you'll really like my apres hardcore extreme corked out rodeo fucking
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    You mean to say diamonds aren't a girl's best friend? That fucking bitch Marilyn Monroe LIED TO ME.

    That should do it.

    Is there no end to this mang's talent?
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    No, no honey. You don't get the diamond until after I get on the extreme pleasure weekday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Below Zero
    Thanks for the reply, extreme? get on diamond all the time, female, sking for pleasure, not for danger...
    "Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    "Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    "Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    "Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box? Just kidding, however, I am willing get on your diamonds if you're willing to wear my pearls." And then say "I hump bumpers of cars in parking lots and I also live with my aunt, for pleasure." and then attach a jpeg of yourself mostly naked. The only thing hidden will be your unit as it is stuffed into an oversize bottle of mayo. If she replies back you've got a keeper.
    brilliant... one of the funniest things i've ever seen in type
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  18. 01-11-2005, 07:30 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by meatdrink9
    "Pleasure eh? How about I wrap a green circle around my pole and stuff it into your blue box?
    Laughing hysterically. That was awesome.
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