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So, Iwas just at the gym and had finished working out. A few weights, some crunches, tele-style lunges while envisioning UT pow, and a 5K run at a 3.5% grade (I'm not saying how long that took because it's kinda embarassing). So afterwards, I cool down and shower up. Just as I finish rinsing off the soap in the shower the fire alarm goes off. I'm soaking wet and butt-ass naked.
SOOOOOOOOOOO........
What Would Maggots Do?
walk outside in a hand towel and wink at all the ladies?
Go save the ladies from their locker room.
Finish rubbing it out, then walk outside in the buff and casually light up a cigarette.
Dry off before ruining your keyboard...
Just to further clarify the situation,
I peeked around the locker room door and saw the woman (old & ugly) rushing a bunch of school age kids out of the area and she told me I would need to evacuate as well. I asked her if this was a fire drill and she said that it was not. There were no hot chicks in the area at the time that I am aware of.
Get back in the shower, the water will keep you safe. No worries.
Even if you don't smoke, this is the correct answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater