So, Iwas just at the gym and had finished working out. A few weights, some crunches, tele-style lunges while envisioning UT pow, and a 5K run at a 3.5% grade (I'm not saying how long that took because it's kinda embarassing). So afterwards, I cool down and shower up. Just as I finish rinsing off the soap in the shower the fire alarm goes off. I'm soaking wet and butt-ass naked.
SOOOOOOOOOOO........
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Thread: Fire Alarm!.....WWMD?
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11-24-2004, 02:44 PM #1
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Fire Alarm!.....WWMD?
I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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11-24-2004, 02:46 PM #2
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walk outside in a hand towel and wink at all the ladies?
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11-24-2004, 02:47 PM #3
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Go save the ladies from their locker room.
It's idomatic, beatch.
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11-24-2004, 02:47 PM #4
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Finish rubbing it out, then walk outside in the buff and casually light up a cigarette.
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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11-24-2004, 02:51 PM #5
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Dry off before ruining your keyboard...
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11-24-2004, 02:59 PM #6
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Just to further clarify the situation,
I peeked around the locker room door and saw the woman (old & ugly) rushing a bunch of school age kids out of the area and she told me I would need to evacuate as well. I asked her if this was a fire drill and she said that it was not. There were no hot chicks in the area at the time that I am aware of.I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.
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11-24-2004, 03:47 PM #7
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Get back in the shower, the water will keep you safe. No worries.
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11-24-2004, 03:54 PM #8
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Even if you don't smoke, this is the correct answer.
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
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