The Game this weekend was sick! So the TR starts like this: Friday fly into SLC @ 11pm. Hop in buddy Jeffs car where he has some frosty brews waiting. Get to his pad and have a few cocktails til we roll out to the bar. Proceed to get insanely wasted and then bring the party back to my buddys house on 11th and 5th. By this time its about 230 and we all decide to rage til sunrise. So we get to Espn gameday at 6 am intoxicated and with 4 liters of bloody mary. We had a sign that my buddy jeff made that said BYU SUCKS GO UTES and my sign that said "LSD Before LDS". Clearly my sign was the best. So we proceeded to get even more wasted at gameday. Screaming at everyone who was wearing enemy colors.
After Gameday we took the crew to Fiddlers Elbow for some grub and beers at 10 am. Football on TV and beer for breakfast, it was shaping up to be a great day. So we get back to the pad and more people are showing up to the game and the partying begins. We go to the tailgate lot and HOLYFUCKINGSHIT it was going off! Alot has changed in the last year since I left the U and we raged it with all the other rowdy utes in the lot.
So we all sneak about 6-8 beers into the stadium and proceed to piss off every mormon within eyesight or earshot. I even managed to freak the shit out of a couple when my good boy Shaun who was all sorts of wasted, smacked me in the face with his hat and broke my lip open, so I jumped down and put that bitch in a chokehold and started screaming at him. It drew some interesting reactions and security. But we got out of it.
The game was incredible, Utah a perfect 11-0. The goalposts came down the field got stormed; college football at its best. Much more to write about but I can barely keep my eyes open typing this.
See you in Tempe.
