...when that guy from E Harmony comes on. die, die, MF!
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...when that guy from E Harmony comes on. die, die, MF!
Listen, I'll cash in some of the 401k to pay for the deed. Any takers?
But he helps dorks get pussy, like Mike Damone in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". He can't be all bad.
I'm surprised AKPM hasn't ripped you a new a-hole for this post...
Enzyte Bob makes me feel the same way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Same goes for that stupid Vonage "yodel"
And whatever you do, play the first side of Led Zepplin IV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
motherfucker! he's still on my TV! must.....hurt.....him. must
when i moved in to my current residence (an apartment where i go to school) i only found out after i had allready moved in that my roommates never bothered to get cable, i guess they just spaced telling me. at first i thought, great, thanks assholes, but as time went on, i really found i don't miss the damn contraption at all. we should all throw away our televisions. or at least just watch movies.
Your TV would look really funny with big sideburns, a white sequined jumpsuit and a bunch of gold chains. How do you make a TV sweat?
geek squad makes me murderous
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Elvis wore a purple velvet cape to their brief lunchtime meeting, at which he expressed a great desire to assist with the President's crusade against illegal drugs. Afterwards, White House staffers conceived an idea wherein Elvis would compose a song with the theme "Get High On Life" and then record the track at the Public Health Services hospital in Lexington, Kentucky (home to a federal narcotics rehabilitation and research facility). Elvis' management informed the staffers that he would be happy to accommodate their plan for just $25,000. For whatever reason, this proposal fell through.
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