...when that guy from E Harmony comes on. die, die, MF!
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Thread: I want to Elvis my TV...
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11-17-2004, 10:09 AM #1
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I want to Elvis my TV...
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06-01-2005, 07:46 AM #2
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Listen, I'll cash in some of the 401k to pay for the deed. Any takers?
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06-01-2005, 08:21 AM #3
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But he helps dorks get pussy, like Mike Damone in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". He can't be all bad.
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06-05-2005, 06:16 PM #4
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I'm surprised AKPM hasn't ripped you a new a-hole for this post...
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06-06-2005, 06:10 AM #5
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Enzyte Bob makes me feel the same way.
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Same goes for that stupid Vonage "yodel"
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06-06-2005, 09:59 AM #6
He heard it in a lovesong
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And whatever you do, play the first side of Led Zepplin IV. Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
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10-02-2005, 06:58 PM #7
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motherfucker! he's still on my TV! must.....hurt.....him. must
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10-03-2005, 12:40 AM #8
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when i moved in to my current residence (an apartment where i go to school) i only found out after i had allready moved in that my roommates never bothered to get cable, i guess they just spaced telling me. at first i thought, great, thanks assholes, but as time went on, i really found i don't miss the damn contraption at all. we should all throw away our televisions. or at least just watch movies.
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10-03-2005, 10:33 AM #9
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Your TV would look really funny with big sideburns, a white sequined jumpsuit and a bunch of gold chains. How do you make a TV sweat?
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10-03-2005, 10:39 AM #10
<-watching you masturbate
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geek squad makes me murderous
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10-03-2005, 04:21 PM #11
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Elvis wore a purple velvet cape to their brief lunchtime meeting, at which he expressed a great desire to assist with the President's crusade against illegal drugs. Afterwards, White House staffers conceived an idea wherein Elvis would compose a song with the theme "Get High On Life" and then record the track at the Public Health Services hospital in Lexington, Kentucky (home to a federal narcotics rehabilitation and research facility). Elvis' management informed the staffers that he would be happy to accommodate their plan for just $25,000. For whatever reason, this proposal fell through.
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