I lived just outside there until about a month ago, and have since moved to halifax. Which puts me
farther from mountains. Fuck.
bars: personally like the Madison, near UofT. If you can get into the matador (after hours club, don't know where since I've always gotten there loaded) its fun like drinking in a barn bar, since you gotta buy booze off the chick selling them out of her bag/purse
Brass Rail is best strip club in TO, slutty women like any ripper place.
If your diggin on hockey, the hockey hall of fame is good. The distilliry district is near downtown which has steamwhistle brewery, which is pretty good.
Like I said I lived outside of TO, so don't know all the good stuff. Check out
www.eye.net for shows and stuff going on.