I need help choosing a senior Quote. Anything you've got, humerous ones and serious ones alike. please and ill read them over. Its due tomrorrow after school. Thanks a lot
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I need help choosing a senior Quote. Anything you've got, humerous ones and serious ones alike. please and ill read them over. Its due tomrorrow after school. Thanks a lot
"If I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart."
"People who sue ski areas should be shot," Scot Schmidt, Blizzard of Aahhhs
"Whatta tha fukka is a Chinese Downhill?" Kendo, Hot Dog
both perfect for your yearbook!
its not really due tomorrow, i was on yaerbook last year and kids sent their pages in 4 monthe late
edit:---search "Jack Handy"
Pansies are flowers - Don't be a pansy
Shane McConkey
"Just ski down there and jump off of something, for crying out loud. " -McConkey, Ski Movie II
"Check me out! I'm gonna rip the shit out of this!" - superstar
"I'm screwed, I'm gonna die right here. Actually, about fifty feet down there."
-Me
I might be an asswipe, but I ski better then you.
a couple that i like to live bye:
"GO BIG OR GO HOME..."
"if you stick the landing and make it look good, then you havent achieved your fullest potential. its when you push the outer limits that make the better skier in you come out...."
"livin it one huck at a time"
"just throw it down!"
Just cuz I slept with you doesn't mean I will ski with you
AND one that is near and dear to my heart...
Mountain girls, you never lose your girlfriend you just lose your turn....
My own line to the new schoolers: "You want big air? Pull my finger."
A friend of mine, an awesome ski chick, has a T-shirt that reads: "Life is too short to ski with ugly men."
"You cannot be in love and win." Jean-Claude Killy
my favorite from ^: Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence. (Hermann Buhl)Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
"A real ski bum has
Snow for breakfast
Wine for lunch, and
Adventure for dinner."
or
"Unauthorized acts of God eventually make most decisions for you.... a broken heart today, a broken shoelace tomorrow. Such maladies are fimiliar to all veteran ski bums, and often result in a lack of sanity, money, or both."
or
"any true ski bum would rather be up to his ass in snow than homework."
All of these are from: The Ski Bum's Guide to Mountain Wildlife.
See below signature
"A turn is a turn no matter where you make it. The key is to keep on making them."
- From a POWDER Intro from the mid to late 80's
Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend.
Change for a Nickle?
"But leftists are diiiiiirt bags!"
"Treehuggers!"
"They're health food nuts!"