I need help choosing a senior Quote. Anything you've got, humerous ones and serious ones alike. please and ill read them over. Its due tomrorrow after school. Thanks a lot
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09-29-2004, 06:18 PM #1
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Help Quick: all the ski Quotes you can think of
Last edited by skibum1087; 09-29-2004 at 07:04 PM.
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09-29-2004, 06:28 PM #2
A bitter little fruit
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“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-29-2004, 06:33 PM #3
glocal
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"If I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart."
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09-29-2004, 06:36 PM #4
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"People who sue ski areas should be shot," Scot Schmidt, Blizzard of Aahhhs
"Whatta tha fukka is a Chinese Downhill?" Kendo, Hot Dog
both perfect for your yearbook!
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09-29-2004, 06:48 PM #5
wannabe
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its not really due tomorrow, i was on yaerbook last year and kids sent their pages in 4 monthe late
edit:---search "Jack Handy"Last edited by lax; 09-29-2004 at 06:55 PM.
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09-29-2004, 06:56 PM #6
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Pansies are flowers - Don't be a pansy
Shane McConkey
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09-29-2004, 07:05 PM #7
The Book of Love
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"Just ski down there and jump off of something, for crying out loud. " -McConkey, Ski Movie II
"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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09-29-2004, 07:15 PM #8
no turn unstoned
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"Check me out! I'm gonna rip the shit out of this!" - superstar
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09-29-2004, 07:22 PM #9
Funky But Chic
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"I'm screwed, I'm gonna die right here. Actually, about fifty feet down there."
-Me
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09-29-2004, 07:46 PM #10
is classy as fuck
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I might be an asswipe, but I ski better then you.
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09-29-2004, 07:51 PM #11
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a couple that i like to live bye:
"GO BIG OR GO HOME..."
"if you stick the landing and make it look good, then you havent achieved your fullest potential. its when you push the outer limits that make the better skier in you come out...."
"livin it one huck at a time"
"just throw it down!"still keepin' it real for the ladies!
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09-29-2004, 07:52 PM #12
Is moving right along
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Just cuz I slept with you doesn't mean I will ski with you
AND one that is near and dear to my heart...
Mountain girls, you never lose your girlfriend you just lose your turn...."You look like you just got schnitzled..."
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09-29-2004, 08:17 PM #13
Smooth side down
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My own line to the new schoolers: "You want big air? Pull my finger."
A friend of mine, an awesome ski chick, has a T-shirt that reads: "Life is too short to ski with ugly men."
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09-29-2004, 08:25 PM #14
Skiing every day
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"You cannot be in love and win." Jean-Claude Killy
"Sometimes nuthin' is a real cool hand"
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09-29-2004, 08:39 PM #15
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my favorite from ^: Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence. (Hermann Buhl)
Originally Posted by KQ
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09-29-2004, 08:56 PM #16
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"A real ski bum has
Snow for breakfast
Wine for lunch, and
Adventure for dinner."
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"Unauthorized acts of God eventually make most decisions for you.... a broken heart today, a broken shoelace tomorrow. Such maladies are fimiliar to all veteran ski bums, and often result in a lack of sanity, money, or both."
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"any true ski bum would rather be up to his ass in snow than homework."
All of these are from: The Ski Bum's Guide to Mountain Wildlife."True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
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09-29-2004, 08:57 PM #17
LUCKY!
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See below signature
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09-29-2004, 09:55 PM #18
White and nerdy
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"A turn is a turn no matter where you make it. The key is to keep on making them."
- From a POWDER Intro from the mid to late 80'sThere's a lot to be said for nowhere.
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09-30-2004, 01:02 AM #19
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Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend.
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09-30-2004, 04:45 AM #20
Friend of Tuckerman's
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Change for a Nickle?
Fresh Tracks are the ultimate graffitti.
Schmear
Set forth the pattern to succeed.
Sam Kavanagh
Friends of Tuckerman Ravine
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09-30-2004, 06:30 AM #21
Shoulda been there...
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"But leftists are diiiiiirt bags!"
"Treehuggers!"
"They're health food nuts!"
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