damn you, food basket
my gut has grown very large
from eating your subs
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damn you, food basket
my gut has grown very large
from eating your subs
Jessica Simpson
How you must resent Ashlee
Talentless whorebag.
I suck at haiku
use an online thesaurus
but to no avail
count words on fingers
office mates give me strange looks
no love for haiku
Chipotle coming
I hear that they are damn good
I like burritos
Chipotle going
I will miss that burrito
TP for bunghole
damn captain morgan
delicate constitution
advil sunglasses
Roast beef sloppy joe
chips and a pickle big burp
smells like whiskey ugh
I've never been to Nantucket
If I spelled it wrong, fuck it
I'm horney as hell
And I'm starting to swell
I just want a girl that will suck it
Milk cereal fruit
food for fuel not entertainment
time for strength
The great Linneus
Father of taxonomy
who is greater: man or ape?
ah, limerick. Very good, brought most needed smile!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Keoni
I've never been to Nantucket
If I spelled it wrong, fuck it
I'm horney as hell
And I'm starting to swell
I just want a girl that will suck it
No shower pressure
Landlord is a fukking sloth
Tastes like I ate soap.
APK is back
i sense his grades slipping soon
he can't just visit
Yearbook this Sunday
Tavern 13 or a dive?
Noone can decide
Five o'clock comes soon
One good thing about Cleveland
Beer time gets here first.
I can work no more
Infected by summer snow,
My brain is just mush.
I will get drunk, then,
And push memories from my mind
I'll do work next week.
O Bernhard Langer
A grim-faced teuton and a
Ryder Cup loser.
margarita salt
got in my eye tuesday night
shit's still bugging me
found out this morning
more maggots having children
procreation rocks!
Judges:
"Wine" - one or two syllables?
Why is Sue Bird hot?
Sweaty hot babe during play
Off court, not so much
tippster what the fuck?Quote:
Originally posted by Tippster
Judges:
"Wine" - one or two syllables?
wine don't have two syllables
silly-ass cracker
Only in Texas
Does 'wine' two syllables have.
It's backwards from 'oil.'
Asses got handedQuote:
Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
O Bernhard Langer
A grim-faced teuton and a
Ryder Cup loser.
To Tiger and Mickelson
Monty get's revenge
Julia's fine tush
Oh, perfectly rounded sphere
Still my thudding heart
No, no pic's!