For at least 10 years rejoice maggots rejoice!
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For at least 10 years rejoice maggots rejoice!
what did Rosy Palm miss her period? ;)
That sealed the deal. You jinxed yourself; now the first chick you pork is gonna end up pregnant. Unless you don't plan on that happening for at least 10 years.;)
-Ben
Well with my almost mormon moralsit might notQuote:
Originally posted by glademaster
Unless you don't plan on that happening for at least 10 years.;)
-Ben
of course I get boners when I'm skiing powder so who need women (well me.. when there is no powder)
:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
of course I get boners when I'm skiing powder
OK, kool it there casanova, way too much info.
-Ben
So, did it hurt when the Norwedgian chick slapped you?
Your self-depreciating humor has given me a mild fit of the chuckles.
Keep at it, hoss. And in the meantime don't be afraid ice down your snake and jiblets every so often.
it's hard to get a chick pregnant if you can't get laid.
I'm betting on 17 as the magical year. I was 17 and all 30 seconds ruled. It increases slightly after that. about 30 seconds per laying.
go get some AK!:D
Has anyone ever noticed how much honc and jdabasin look alike?
Ok, rarely do I give high school kids advice on how to get laid, but here goes:
LCC's advice for AKPM to get some stanky on his hang down:
1. Wash that shit off your face.
2. Don't ever do that again.
3. Destroy all evidence of you doing so.
Quote:
Originally posted by LCC
Ok, rarely do I give high school kids advice on how to get laid, but here goes:
LCC's advice for AKPM to get some stanky on his hang down:
1. Wash that shit off your face.
2. Don't ever do that again.
3. Destroy all evidence of you doing so.
Good call buddeh.
You guys are SO BAD!!!
(and I love it)
:D
Sprite
Holy shit that avatar is funnyQuote:
Originally posted by vinzclortho
Good call buddeh.
Do you scream "I WON!!!!!" after?:)Quote:
Originally posted by jdabasin
.....about 30 seconds per laying.