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  1. 06-30-2004, 03:51 PM #1
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    I am NOT going to be a father

    For at least 10 years rejoice maggots rejoice!
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  2. 06-30-2004, 03:54 PM #2
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    what did Rosy Palm miss her period?
  3. 06-30-2004, 03:54 PM #3
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    That sealed the deal. You jinxed yourself; now the first chick you pork is gonna end up pregnant. Unless you don't plan on that happening for at least 10 years.

    -Ben
  4. 06-30-2004, 03:57 PM #4
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    Originally posted by glademaster
    Unless you don't plan on that happening for at least 10 years.

    -Ben
    Well with my almost mormon moralsit might not

    of course I get boners when I'm skiing powder so who need women (well me.. when there is no powder)
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  5. 06-30-2004, 04:01 PM #5
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    Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey

    of course I get boners when I'm skiing powder


    OK, kool it there casanova, way too much info.

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  6. 06-30-2004, 05:43 PM #6
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    So, did it hurt when the Norwedgian chick slapped you?
  7. 06-30-2004, 09:37 PM #7
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    Your self-depreciating humor has given me a mild fit of the chuckles.

    Keep at it, hoss. And in the meantime don't be afraid ice down your snake and jiblets every so often.
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  8. 06-30-2004, 11:21 PM #8
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    it's hard to get a chick pregnant if you can't get laid.

    I'm betting on 17 as the magical year. I was 17 and all 30 seconds ruled. It increases slightly after that. about 30 seconds per laying.

    go get some AK!
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  9. 07-01-2004, 09:38 AM #9
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    Has anyone ever noticed how much honc and jdabasin look alike?
  10. 07-01-2004, 09:47 AM #10
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    Ok, rarely do I give high school kids advice on how to get laid, but here goes:

    LCC's advice for AKPM to get some stanky on his hang down:

    1. Wash that shit off your face.
    2. Don't ever do that again.
    3. Destroy all evidence of you doing so.
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  11. 07-01-2004, 09:52 AM #11
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    Originally posted by LCC
    Ok, rarely do I give high school kids advice on how to get laid, but here goes:

    LCC's advice for AKPM to get some stanky on his hang down:

    1. Wash that shit off your face.
    2. Don't ever do that again.
    3. Destroy all evidence of you doing so.

    Good call buddeh.
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  12. 07-01-2004, 10:01 AM #12
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    You guys are SO BAD!!!


    (and I love it)



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  13. 07-04-2004, 02:58 AM #13
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    Originally posted by vinzclortho
    Good call buddeh.
    Holy shit that avatar is funny
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
  14. 07-04-2004, 11:02 AM #14
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    Originally posted by jdabasin
    .....about 30 seconds per laying.
    Do you scream "I WON!!!!!" after?
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