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I'm currently updating my resume, and it looks like hell (many gaps, longest held full time job was ten months, lots of unrelated to my field positions). I've been out of college 6 years now, but I'm still basically looking for entry/low level work. Any suggestions on how to make this thing not look overly suspicious (If I was a hiring manager, I wouldn't consider me based on my current resume)
Lie.
Independent contractor/consultant.
with a variety of maggot phone numbers masquerading as high caliber employers.
I might know of a small .com that could fill in a hole two for you, plakes.
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Originally posted by fez
with a variety of maggot phone numbers masquerading as high caliber employers.
"i'm vandelay industries?"
"right."
"and what is that?"
"you're in latex."
"latex? and what do i do with latex?"
"you manufacture it."
it is key to make sure everyone knows what is going on.