Things to do in SLC when you're dead

I'm coming to SLC with 5 other guys for 5 days of skiing, but I'm gimped out with a broken collarbone...so I probably won't be getting out at all. While everyone else is skiing, I'll be bored, so I dug around the forums to see what there is to do and see in SLC:

Plenty of good restaurant recommendations: Thread 1 | Thread 2

How/Where to drink beer and listen to music: Thread 1 | Thread 2 | Thread 3

If you want a tattoo: Thread 1 |

Or if you want to ride a horse: Thread 1 |

Go sightseeing in & around SLC: Thread 1 |

Does anyone have any updated recommendations? The only other thing I was thinking was to just sit on the patio outside of GMD and drink PBRers until everyone is done skiing, but I'm afraid I might get arrested. Thanks in advance for help or extra-witty comments.

get babtised into the Mormon faith. dead people do it all the time.

5 days in utah w/o skiing? That's....hmmm....a lot of PBR.

I'd check out the Hog Wallow at least once, not sure when they open tho. There's a pretty cool used bookstore downtown, Sam Wellers or sumpin like that. Pioneer park has some fun locals...

5 days...hell i'd either book a flight to mexico or even hop the bus down to Mesquite...at least there's gambling and relative warmth there...

Go to the zoo.

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Originally Posted by Tye 1on

5 days...hell i'd either book a flight to mexico or even hop the bus down to Mesquite...at least there's gambling and relative warmth there...

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Humm.....

http://www.utahtrailways.com/Pages/wendover_sched.html

the grocery store, so you can have dinner on the table when we get back

I hear they have a nice choir downtown.

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Originally Posted by DBdude

get babtised into the Mormon faith. dead people do it all the time.

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there you go, would be a good memory.

A Few years down the road..........

Nate: "So you remember when we went to Utah and Richard got baptized in to the Mormon faith?"

Dave: "Oh, yeah! Owned!"

Jake: "How much did He drink that day?"

Adam: "Twice as much as you drank the whole trip, Jake!"

Richard: "Man, I gotta stop drinking gin."

hookers, strip clubs



oh wait, its Utah, back to the original plan of having dinner in the table

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Originally Posted by fonixmunkee

I'm coming to SLC with 5 other guys for 5 days of skiing, but I'm gimped out with a broken collarbone...so I probably won't be getting out at all.

Does anyone have any updated recommendations? The only other thing I was thinking was to just sit on the patio outside of GMD and drink PBRers until everyone is done skiing, but I'm afraid I might get arrested. Thanks in advance for help or extra-witty comments.

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Pussy. Get some cortisone and sack up. :biggrin: I did Montana 2 days after being unable to even walk (herniated disc). Steroids & Vicodin = YEAH!!

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Originally Posted by naedward81

the grocery store, so you can have dinner on the table when we get back

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So as long as you're just sitting there, IRON MY SHIRT!! Then get dinner on the table. Nate likes his red wines about 56F.

And when you're done, turn the gas back on for Hayward. They're freezing their asses off!! Just be glad you're there and missed the -25F temps last night.

come on, there has to be something for fonix to do?


suggestions?

Hang out at BYU?

http://www.localheroclothing.com/sit...ormonpussy.jpg

go up to u of u and hit on the hot mormon chicks. get one knocked up, rest, repeat.

WHEN IN SLC BE SURE TO GOTO THE TEMPLE

Ask the mormons if you can sit in on a 'backstage wedding'. You'll get to see them wear Adam and Eve skirts, wipe oil all over themselves, and learn about the secret names they get on wedding day!

Check it out

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Originally Posted by axebiker

Pussy. Get some cortisone and sack up. :biggrin: I did Montana 2 days after being unable to even walk (herniated disc). Steroids & Vicodin = YEAH!!

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You're right, I am a pussy. Not an option.

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Hang out at BYU?

http://www.localheroclothing.com/sit...ormonpussy.jpg

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I don't know about hanging out at BYU, but I'm for sure getting that shirt.

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Originally Posted by The word Gaper is overused

WHEN IN SLC BE SURE TO GOTO THE TEMPLE

Ask the mormons if you can sit in on a 'backstage wedding'. You'll get to see them wear Adam and Eve skirts, wipe oil all over themselves, and learn about the secret names they get on wedding day!

Check it out

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That's just terrifying. Seriously, nothing of value to do in SLC??

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Originally Posted by fonixmunkee

You're right, I am a pussy. Not an option.

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Just giving you a little shot to the ribs. ;) Maybe you'll forget about the pain in your shoulder...

It's tough to be a smartass in this thread, but *someone* put me up to it... I got nothin' - don't know shit about Utah... :rolleyes:

I know - weak sauce.

It's supposed to be pretty nice in MN this weekend though!

I second the GET BAPTIZED! (while drunk)

If you get cold feet you can always start screaming in gibberish and writhing on the floor.

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Originally Posted by NameTaken

I second the GET BAPTIZED! (while drunk)

If you get cold feet you can always start screaming in gibberish and writhing on the floor.

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don't worry fonix, we wouldn't tell anyone if you do. I'll supply the gin.

Brewvies - Beer and movies. Maybe a good way to kill some time..

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Originally Posted by hartzejr

Brewvies - Beer and movies. Maybe a good way to kill some time..

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No way! This is an awesome suggestion...they even have "Into the Wild" which my town is too lame to get in any theaters.

Hopefully that place is nicer than the other movie theater that I went to that served beer...it was in Biloxi, MS and the theater seats were just those cheap plastic lawn furniture. You could drink cheap beer out of keg cups and eat chicken wings and just toss them on the floor. To clean the theaters, someone just ran down the room with a high pressure hose. Just nasty.

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Originally Posted by fonixmunkee

No way! This is an awesome suggestion...they even have "Into the Wild" which my town is too lame to get in any theaters.

Hopefully that place is nicer than the other movie theater that I went to that served beer...it was in Biloxi, MS and the theater seats were just those cheap plastic lawn furniture. You could drink cheap beer out of keg cups and eat chicken wings and just toss them on the floor. To clean the theaters, someone just ran down the room with a high pressure hose. Just nasty.

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just like your moms. huh, weird.

NASCART.

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Originally Posted by naedward81

just like your moms. huh, weird.

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OH, SNAP!!! :eek:

Now THAT was a good one. I lol'd. :biggrin: