Why isn't sex a common form of greeting a member of the opposite sex in the same way that a hand shake is?
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Why isn't sex a common form of greeting a member of the opposite sex in the same way that a hand shake is?
so sex for you takes as long as a handshake?
That's gotta suck.
That's some deep shit.
Are you a female? You should buy a 5 gallon drum of vaseline and become a Walmart greeter.
Sorta like Bonobos. That would be rad (except maybe for the Penis Fencing part).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#...ocial_behavior
"women need a reason to have sex, men only need a place." - Billy Crystal
I blame the clothing manufacturers. This used to happen all the time back when women were required to wear dresses. Easier access. Now they all wear tight jeans and are a bunch of antisocial prudes!
I think Blurred hit the nail on the head:D
It isn't?
Because men need a lot longer recovery time than women. Why be limited to shaking hands three times a day, if that, when it may be necessary, and possible from a woman's viewpoint, to shake hands at least once an hour?
That's just silly. I think a genital grab makes much more sense.