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[why?]

Why isn't sex a common form of greeting a member of the opposite sex in the same way that a hand shake is?

[iceclimb]

so sex for you takes as long as a handshake?

That's gotta suck.

[Blurred]

That's some deep shit.

Are you a female? You should buy a 5 gallon drum of vaseline and become a Walmart greeter.

[LegoSkier]

Sorta like Bonobos. That would be rad (except maybe for the Penis Fencing part).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#...ocial_behavior

[steve]

"women need a reason to have sex, men only need a place." - Billy Crystal

[Name Redacted]

I blame the clothing manufacturers. This used to happen all the time back when women were required to wear dresses. Easier access. Now they all wear tight jeans and are a bunch of antisocial prudes!

I think Blurred hit the nail on the head

[PedalPaddle]

It isn't?

[LongLegsInAlaska]

Because men need a lot longer recovery time than women. Why be limited to shaking hands three times a day, if that, when it may be necessary, and possible from a woman's viewpoint, to shake hands at least once an hour?

[YourSupremeExcellency]

That's just silly. I think a genital grab makes much more sense.