My right hand is cheating on me
This is tough, but... here we go. Sorry for the alias but it's a pretty sensitive situation.
My hand and I have been together for a while and ever since I was twelve or so it's been my go-to when I need to pleasure myself. Three, four times a day, every day, it was there for me and I never thought there'd be anyone else- for either of us. Sure, sometimes I'd go lefty, just to change it up, but it was always understood that the right hand was the only hand for me. And sometimes I'd sit on my right hand until it went to sleep, then go for "the stranger"- but it was just role playing, the kind of stuff all couples do to keep things exciting.
I first noticed something strange a few days ago, and it's really got me worried. I whacked it right before bed as usual, it was wonderful as always, and went to sleep. When I woke up, I brought my right hand to my face to kiss it good morning and cover a yawn... and something was wrong. A smell. Some musty odor. I felt a tickle in my anus and I immediately knew that my hand had cheated on my dick with my asshole.
Needless to say, I feel stunned and disgusted. I can't believe this is happening and don't know what to do about it. What do I say? Do I wait until the next time I think it is happening and confront them in the act? I have already started videotaping myself when I sleep in hopes of confirming my theory, but it's eating me up inside. Meanwhile, my ass is still really manky and needs some attention.
WWMD?
