Anyone catch the Daily Show - FLILF segement?
Mrs Kucinich is a MILF, but not likely to become FLILF, but I couldn't help thinking damn, how the fuck did she end up with Dennis the Alien Kucinich??
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Anyone catch the Daily Show - FLILF segement?
Mrs Kucinich is a MILF, but not likely to become FLILF, but I couldn't help thinking damn, how the fuck did she end up with Dennis the Alien Kucinich??
Simple -- it's the Kissinger Principle. Writ small.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
I'm pretty sure that he proposed on their first date. I saw that in an interview somewhere. She also has a tongue stud, which is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Well done, Mr. Kucinich.
HOLY SHIT!
That dude must have mad skyllz.
Someone has a quote from me as their sig...something like "I'd hit that shit double, switch, and backwards, then give a mustache ride to the road."
I am pretty sure that statement was about Mrs. K.
Look at that smile on his face. Take that, Bill.
I'm going to get shot for this, but I have a strict no firecrotch policy.
you sir are a fucking moron
You come Home to Nicole Kidman naked on your bed.
you turn and walk away>?
you lying sack of shit
you are an idiot.Quote:
Originally Posted by addict
3rd'edQuote:
Originally Posted by nutcase
thats as dumb as having a no blacks, latinas, asians, eskimos, etc policy.
different is good (as long as its hot).
don't hate the fire koochie
maybe its just too hot for you too handle?
So fanta pants are a race now?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
knew I'd get shot. I have met Nicole Kidman at a party, she made me a strawberry daquiri and we chit-chatted (true story). I find her very unattractive, though she's a nice person and a good friend of my cousin.
It's my policy and I stand by it.
You're not an idiot, sir. You're obviously gay.
No I'm definitely not gay. I don't sleep with blood nuts or "fat chicks" among others. I sir, am not an idiot, I am discerning. Unlike you loose bowls of fuck.
Perhaps there are women out there that are more attracted to a man's principles than they are to his looks................. I don't know if it's true, but I hold on dearly to that thought. :fm:
Your namesake was no looker, but according to Boney M he scored a lot of royal action.
Don't think it was principles that were getting him laid though....
That almost became my new user title.Quote:
Originally Posted by addict
Um, my principles back then included knocking boots with any woman who had a hankering, whether married or not......... but, getting poisoned, stabbed, shot, beaten, polled :eek: , shot again and drowned, has left a lasting impact on those principles between lifetimes. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by addict
The Alien sez... More for me Biotch!Quote:
Originally Posted by addict
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Originally Posted by addict
im with ya on that one dude. sure the pubes are fascinating, but damn those red heads are CRAZY! and i dont mean that in any sort of positive, kinky, bedroom kind of way.
They don't call him Dennis "tripod" Kucinich for nothing.
I do mean it that way. Which is why my policy is the exact opposite.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by fez
I'd hit it.
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Originally Posted by fez
I concur. The ex-girlfriend is a red head. She was both crazy in the head and in bed.
Back on topic though...I'd hit it.