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    Mrs Kucinich? WTF?!!

    Anyone catch the Daily Show - FLILF segement?

    Mrs Kucinich is a MILF, but not likely to become FLILF, but I couldn't help thinking damn, how the fuck did she end up with Dennis the Alien Kucinich??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    how the fuck did she end up with Dennis the Alien Kucinich??
    Simple -- it's the Kissinger Principle. Writ small.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    how the fuck did she end up with Dennis the Alien Kucinich??
    I'm pretty sure that he proposed on their first date. I saw that in an interview somewhere. She also has a tongue stud, which is hilarious.

    Well done, Mr. Kucinich.

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    HOLY SHIT!
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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    That dude must have mad skyllz.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Someone has a quote from me as their sig...something like "I'd hit that shit double, switch, and backwards, then give a mustache ride to the road."

    I am pretty sure that statement was about Mrs. K.

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    Look at that smile on his face. Take that, Bill.

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    I'm going to get shot for this, but I have a strict no firecrotch policy.

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    you sir are a fucking moron
    You come Home to Nicole Kidman naked on your bed.
    you turn and walk away>?
    you lying sack of shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    I'm going to get shot for this, but I have a strict no firecrotch policy.
    you are an idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutcase View Post
    you are an idiot.
    3rd'ed

    thats as dumb as having a no blacks, latinas, asians, eskimos, etc policy.

    different is good (as long as its hot).

    don't hate the fire koochie
    maybe its just too hot for you too handle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    thats as dumb as having a no blacks, latinas, asians, eskimos, etc policy.
    So fanta pants are a race now?!?!

    knew I'd get shot. I have met Nicole Kidman at a party, she made me a strawberry daquiri and we chit-chatted (true story). I find her very unattractive, though she's a nice person and a good friend of my cousin.

    It's my policy and I stand by it.

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    You're not an idiot, sir. You're obviously gay.

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    No I'm definitely not gay. I don't sleep with blood nuts or "fat chicks" among others. I sir, am not an idiot, I am discerning. Unlike you loose bowls of fuck.

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    Perhaps there are women out there that are more attracted to a man's principles than they are to his looks................. I don't know if it's true, but I hold on dearly to that thought.

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    Your namesake was no looker, but according to Boney M he scored a lot of royal action.

    Don't think it was principles that were getting him laid though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    you loose bowls of fuck.
    That almost became my new user title.
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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    Your namesake was no looker, but according to Boney M he scored a lot of royal action.

    Don't think it was principles that were getting him laid though....
    Um, my principles back then included knocking boots with any woman who had a hankering, whether married or not......... but, getting poisoned, stabbed, shot, beaten, polled , shot again and drowned, has left a lasting impact on those principles between lifetimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    I'm going to get shot for this, but I have a strict no firecrotch policy.
    The Alien sez... More for me Biotch!
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by addict View Post
    I'm going to get shot for this, but I have a strict no firecrotch policy.

    im with ya on that one dude. sure the pubes are fascinating, but damn those red heads are CRAZY! and i dont mean that in any sort of positive, kinky, bedroom kind of way.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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    They don't call him Dennis "tripod" Kucinich for nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fez View Post
    but damn those red heads are CRAZY! and i dont mean that in any sort of positive, kinky, bedroom kind of way.
    I do mean it that way. Which is why my policy is the exact opposite.
    "Great barbecue makes you want to slap your granny up the side of her head." - Southern Saying

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    I'd hit it.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow, flying through the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by fez View Post
    im with ya on that one dude. sure the pubes are fascinating, but damn those red heads are CRAZY! and i dont mean that in any sort of positive, kinky, bedroom kind of way.

    I concur. The ex-girlfriend is a red head. She was both crazy in the head and in bed.

    Back on topic though...I'd hit it.
    Damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that

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