I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[halliday]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

[Core Shot]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

[XXX-er]

[riser4]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

I don't like to talk to my devices and I don't want my devices talking to me. Of course maybe if the bidet said "hey, you missed a spot."

[halliday]

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

Maybe programmable voices to talk dirty? One morning you can have a nice submissive Japanese girl, the next day maybe Helga can talk shit to you while you get things done.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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[riser4]

Rusty trombone from a toilet seat? I'm not convinced.

[AK47bp]

For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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If the Japanese haven’t released this tech yet it’s likely still in beta testing.


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