I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[halliday]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

[Core Shot]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

[XXX-er]

[riser4]

Voice commands? Maybe a toilet that talks dirty to you while taking a dump?

I don't like to talk to my devices and I don't want my devices talking to me. Of course maybe if the bidet said "hey, you missed a spot."

[halliday]

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

Maybe programmable voices to talk dirty? One morning you can have a nice submissive Japanese girl, the next day maybe Helga can talk shit to you while you get things done.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.

For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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[riser4]

Rusty trombone from a toilet seat? I'm not convinced.

[AK47bp]

For $20k it better give you a reach around while it massages your anus


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If the Japanese haven’t released this tech yet it’s likely still in beta testing.


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[Diamond Joe]

I cannot recall the last time I saw a full serve station outside of NJ and OR. Do they actually exist?

I know MA, NH, and VT all have them

[ski-wpk]

$20,000 toilets?

https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/05...-smart-toilets

My wife is an interior designer and her Jackson clients are definitely paying $20k per for toilets.

[muted reborn]

"Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.

[old goat]

Guy I know had a job in the Tahoe area as a full time handyman for a rich guy, mainly fixing the five-figure Japanese toilets. And these were before toilets were smart. The history of civilization is the history of our technology for shitting. My favorite is the bump out in a castle above the moat with a sit down shitter with a hole in the bottom.

[MontuckyFried]

"Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.

PLEASE DO!!!

Repost from a couple pages back, but this is TOTALLY going to be what it's like at the showroom.

[ENDOOO]

"Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.

work shitters destroyed? Isn't there a thread?

[Shredhead]

We put a touchless Kohler toilet in one of our rentals. But guest kept putting things on the tank lid and it runs the battery down or fries the module.
Back to mechanical toilets.

[Bunion 2020]

When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?

[Foggy_Goggles]

When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?

So you can mount it on the side of your pickup?

I trimmed a house with a internet enable shitter controlled by smart home system. We didn't want to know. I closed the door and never went in. GC told me it had the regular washing functions, heat, lights and some scent functions. Its standard to rough in power for the shitter these days.

[Foggy_Goggles]

When will Makita come out with a 18V L-ion rechargeable hand held Bidet?

So you can mount it on the side of your pickup?

I trimmed a house with a internet enable shitter controlled by smart home system. We didn't want to know. I closed the door and never went in. GC told me it had the regular washing functions, heat, lights and some scent functions. Its standard to rough in power for the shitter these days.

[Danno]

"Romanosky said there’s a smart toilet in the Jackson showroom so prospective buyers can take in the majesty of the 21st century bathroom. But they’ll need to go to MLD’s Salt Lake City showroom for the full experience, where a smart toilet is plumbed up and ready for a full test-drive."

That plumbed one is real close to work. I need to do a TR and report back.

"TR" equals toilet report

[nickwm21]

I’ve been waiting for custom molded toilet seat options. Ala Orthotics - Sit on a clay mold - custom seat ordered up….


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[riser4]

Lol

[muted reborn]

"TR" equals toilet report

well, i had to walk within a couple blocks of MLD today so i detoured into the showroom. I don't know where they have the 20k toilet stashed but it's not in the open. And it's not in the customer bathroom. I took a shit in a regular toilet and left. I couldn't bring myself to ask a salesperson where it was - I'm clearly not a person who buys a 20k toilet.

Showroom did have some fancy toilets though. This one lit up as I walked by, a bit needy IMO

[AK47bp]

well, i had to walk within a couple blocks of MLD today so i detoured into the showroom. I don't know where they have the 20k toilet stashed but it's not in the open. And it's not in the customer bathroom. I took a shit in a regular toilet and left. I couldn't bring myself to ask a salesperson where it was - I'm clearly not a person who buys a 20k toilet.

Showroom did have some fancy toilets though. This one lit up as I walked by, a bit needy IMO

Did it say “Feed me Seymour” or chirp like a baby bird? That’d be hilarious.


Just go with a Ferguson BAWOOOSHH!



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[Core Shot]

Turd Ferguson!

That guy is jeopardy master.

[oftpiste]

almost-blumpkin

If the toilet talks dirty. And massages my bunghole with warm effervescence. While I rub one out. I’m intrigued by the possibility.
But that’s still a lot of cash.