I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[plugboots]

Hey riser 5. It’s not hard to pry up most center console covers. You can use a flat head screwdriver. But a plastic pry tool is safer. Once removed unplug the switches. With no power you can fully rinse them in the sink as long as it’s fully dry before reinstalling. A detailer is likely not to do this and just poke at it with qtips.

Harbor freight has those little plastic pry tools for like three bucks or something
And there’s probably a YouTube on somebody that’s done. It can show you where the little clips are.

[AK47bp]

You guys still searching for the g-spot?


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[californiagrown]

Hey, his wife got it wet. Not sure it was supposed to be sticky though...

[liv2ski]

What is good but sticky, no thanks

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[riser4]

Mrs Diamond Joe (this morning); "you know what the most irritating thing you do is?" (oh boy here we go) "chopping those fucking strawberries every single morning! like, why can't you chop a bunch extra for the next day or something??" (I dice up a few frozen strawberries every morning to add to my smoothie - without dicing them up, my little Ninja personal blender wouldn't be able to handle them.)

I said "if me chopping strawberries is that irritating to you, well thats a YOU problem. Not a me problem"

Awfully quiet around here today!

Another good reply would have been, "that's nice, but I don't remember asking."

[BCMtnHound]

Heh. Reminds me of that vid of ‘It isn’t the nail’.

[Thaleia]

riser6 if you do start opening up your console do it with the car warmed up.That plastic is brittle in the cold.

[AK47bp]

Definitely warm’er up first.


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[Diamond Joe]

Riser4, Imma file that response away for the next time I need a day or two of blissful silence!

[riser4]

Wait, how'd we get all the way to 6?

[m2711c]

yer behind on yer rotations.

[riser4]

I did not consent to these additional rotations.

[m2711c]

yer gonna hafta take that up with riser6.

[subtle plague]

And he's a mean sonofabitch.

[old goat]

Core shot sounds like a man who has spilled a lot of drinks in his car.

[XXX-er]

You can warm up that console with a hair dryer or a heat gun but i think you wana warm her up by saying nice shit like " wow i like how you look today ! "

[riser4]

And he's a mean sonofabitch.

Absolutely.

[Core Shot]

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Core shot sounds like a man who has spilled a lot of drinks in his car.

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It was not me man. It was the other Lebowski and his goons.</p>

[Dantheman]

If chopping strawberries is the most irritating thing about you your wife can think of you're ahead of the game. Don't rock that boat.

[TurxSki]

If chopping strawberries is the most irritating thing about you your wife can think of you're ahead of the game. Don't rock that boat.

*Frozen* strawberries. A whole lot noisier to chop up...every morning...

[skaredshtles]

Sounds like a green light to buy a better blender.

[Rideski]

Clearly they were more likely mad about something completely unrelated to strawberries, and that was the proxy.

But in case it is the strawberries:

Do you just force the knife flat and straight through the frozen berry making a slapping sound with each cut? You can put the tip of the knife on the board and cut like a lever through the berry making it silent.

A wood board will also be quieter than plastic.

The gf has a full size ninja blender which I swear is the loudest blender I've ever heard, now that's annoying.

[Meadow Skipper]

I hate to offer a solution because that was one of the funnier posts of late, but maybe take the strawberries out of the freezer the night before?

Sorry, carry on.

[riser4]

Clearly, he needs lessons.

[Danno]

It's not about the strawberries