I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[old goat]

Don't you have a bathrobe for that?

Good one. Yeah, a whole quiver of them, but I need to know I need to put one on.

[PB]

It's Winter, you animal, respect the elements!

[old goat]

It's Winter, you animal, respect the elements!

Hey, take it easy, or I'll post pics.

[riser4]

Hey, take it easy, or I'll post pics.

I think you're looking at this all wrong. Rather than you not wanting to be naked in your wife's FaceTime and therefore you owning the problem, maybe it's her problem. Let it all hang out, in your own home when we are not there, and if Naked Guy in her FaceTime bothers her or the other party, then she needs to fix the issue. You've already suggested the remedy. She needs to not be on FaceTime.

[PB]

BOGTFU




ballsorgetthefuckout

[Meadow Skipper]

BOGTFU




ballsorgetthefuckout

Heh, remember when that guy (cmcrawfor?) posted a picture here of his balls? You probably don’t remember, or you wouldn’t have posted that.

[old goat]

Has he been around lately. Maybe he got banned for that.

[Meadow Skipper]

Has he been around lately. Maybe he got banned for that.

Looks like not so much. I think this was his last post here.
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...41#post6247041

[PB]

Heh, remember when that guy (cmcrawfor?) posted a picture here of his balls? You probably don’t remember, or you wouldn’t have posted that.

Unless it was ... what .... 30 years ago??? I was around but refused to participate. No trophy for me.

And my BOGTFO remark was in tended for the fem equivalent of TGRZ.

[east or bust]

Cut up bell pepper in tomato sauce? As an Italian this shit is blasphemy. Intervention in 3, 2, 1….


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[m2711c]

if someone else is nice enough to do the cooking for you, then you politely shut the fuck up and eat that shit…

[nickwm21]

Neither tomatoes nor bell peppers are native to the peninsula…


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[Skistack]

That’s not how grandma made it!


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[Diamond Joe]

if someone else is nice enough to do the cooking for you, then you politely shut the fuck up and eat that shit…

My wife offered to make brunch the other day (rare) - cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon. I said "sure, thanks"!! When I saw the eggs I physically cringed. She MURDERED these poor eggs. I mean, horrible. Hard, dry, rubbery... You couldn't over cook scrambled eggs more if you tried.

I said "mmm looks good!" and woofed em down. Inside I was crying for what could have been.

[halliday]

My wife offered to make brunch the other day (rare) - cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon. I said "sure, thanks"!! When I saw the eggs I physically cringed. She MURDERED these poor eggs. I mean, horrible. Hard, dry, rubbery... You couldn't over cook scrambled eggs more if you tried.

I said "mmm looks good!" and woofed em down. Inside I was crying for what could have been.

Well played. You can have the discussion in a few years about how bad the eggs were.

[frorider]

Or his lawyer can

[gravitylover]

if someone else is nice enough to do the cooking for you, then you politely shut the fuck up and eat that shit…

Don't say that to my wife

[liv2ski]

if someone else is nice enough to do the cooking for you, then you politely shut the fuck up and eat that shit…

Pretty much my take. Lucky for me my wife is a great recipe follower.

[XXX-er]

My wife offered to make brunch the other day (rare) - cheesy scrambled eggs and bacon. I said "sure, thanks"!! When I saw the eggs I physically cringed. She MURDERED these poor eggs. I mean, horrible. Hard, dry, rubbery... You couldn't over cook scrambled eggs more if you tried.

I said "mmm looks good!" and woofed em down. Inside I was crying for what could have been.

smart man ^^ but obviously you should make the eggs

GF would complain about this or that,

my attitude was dude abides, I don't care enough about this or that to worry or complain,

I don't know what she does now but i know I ain't doing it for her

so she has no complaints

[Diamond Joe]

Well played. You can have the discussion in a few years about how bad the eggs were.

With her? I'm not sure she had any clue how badly overcooked those bad boys were. It certainly didn't seem like it. If *I* had cooked those, I would have thrown them out and started over again. Or at worst, I would have been like "sorry I got sidetracked and the eggs got over done". She did neither

I almost feel like I should volunteer to cook cheesy scrambled eggs for her, so she can see the difference between light, fluffy, well cooked eggs and the lumps of dried out rubber she cooked. But I'm not sure she would even make the connection, I think in her brain, she nailed it

[gravitylover]

My wife won't eat eggs that are properly cooked. They have to be dry and they have to have slightly burnt American cheese. She doesn't like my fluffy pancakes either. It's ok, I don't want to cook them for her again anyway.

[Name Redacted]

My wife likes to cook the eggs on her fancy cast iron pan. Always end up scrambled. Probably lose 30% of the egg stuck on the pan because she refuses to use butter or oil. No cheese either. No salt. She wants to live forever.

I use oil, cheddar, salt, sometimes goat cheese. A teflon pan and flip by hand. Tastes awesome. Probably causes cancer but I live in the moment man.

[Meadow Skipper]

TWIS adores my fried eggs. I don’t really get it but hey. I get good eggs, use my 50 year old cast iron pan that’s seasoned to perfection, good olive oil and lots of butter, and serve them up over easy. She closes her eyes when she eats them and moans like she’s having an orgasm.

I’m a little puzzled about all that, but whatever.

[TBS]

She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby, I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

—-John Prine & Iris Dement “In spite of ourselves”

[present tense]

I stopped eating her eggs years ago, after many attempts of coaching on use of butter or oil, even just a little, she refuses. her eggs turn into a burned crisp mess. I’m not even sure what to call them, I think she goes for fried but they always end up “scrambled”, and exactly like stated before maybe 1/3 of the egg stuck to pan.

When she’s done I have to wash the crunch off the pan so I can cook a decent egg. What keeps me amused, is when we have company or traveling with friends she insists I cook the eggs because she knows any attempt she makes will end in embarrassment.