I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[AK47bp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/flQVxON79vk?feature=shared

[old goat]

my last GF was the first relationship where we almost never talked on the phone instead it was all texts which are handy for alot of mundane tasks like PU a bottle of wine and these food products but there are no feelings in a text so I might read a text and think wow am I in shit or WTF ? so I would have prefered more calls

But that was a new relationship whereas you have been married fo eva to this woman and of course this does not answer why no texts but E-mails are OK ?

Emails are ok because she doesn't read them.

I refuse to get an iPhone because my wife has one. If I were to read one of her texts (and she could see that I did) but not respond, or start to type a reply which shows (...) and then stop, we would fight a lot more.

One of the advantages of an android phone is I can plead ignorance when she has a problem with her iphone.

Well, I hesitate to bring this up...but just could not believe it. Two days ago, I was about to turn the dishwasher on, she said wait, I need to make sure that dish you just put in is not crazy dirty. I said, no worries, it was rinsed and looks clean. She then proceeds to tell me I always put dishes in with food all over them. I mentioned that could not be further from the truth, I have ALWAYS washed dishes off to the point they are essentially spotless before putting in...I then left to avoid further discussion on the topic. Fast forward to last night...I made dinner, she cleaned up. I see, placed in a crazy manner, a serving spoon with enormous amounts of food on it. I am certain it did not touch a stream of water before being put into the dishwasher. I MOMENTARILY thought about bringing this up but knew better. I instead took it out, washed it off, while glaring at her. Luckily (for me) she did not notice the glare...

Sometimes I really do have to wonder...

Apparently dishwasher detergent works better on dishes that have not been rinsed. Scrape the bulk food, then load.

[ski-wpk]

My wife also doesn’t like texts because given the sheer volume of messages (to me and others) she can never find things. So email it is, but she has 5 email addresses (“too much junk on that one!” she says as she opens a new one) then can never find anything there either. Calls are also off the table because she doesn’t remember what we talked about (“isn’t it your day to drop off the kids?”). Suggestions welcome.

[m2711c]

write the important shit on her hand....

[AK47bp]

My wife also doesn’t like texts because given the sheer volume of messages (to me and others) she can never find things. So email it is, but she has 5 email addresses (“too much junk on that one!” she says as she opens a new one) then can never find anything there either. Calls are also off the table because she doesn’t remember what we talked about (“isn’t it your day to drop off the kids?”). Suggestions welcome.

Go on that storm chase ski trip last minute. Tell her you both talked about it months ago and you emailed her some stuff as well. Then get fake upset about her not listening to you and how you feel disrespected. Win

[PB]

write the important shit on her hand....

Wait a minute ......You're the wife, aren't you?!?!?!?

[skaredshtles]

My wife also doesn’t like texts because given the sheer volume of messages (to me and others) she can never find things. So email it is, but she has 5 email addresses (“too much junk on that one!” she says as she opens a new one) then can never find anything there either. Calls are also off the table because she doesn’t remember what we talked about (“isn’t it your day to drop off the kids?”). Suggestions welcome.

Discord?

[skaredshtles]

Go on that storm chase ski trip last minute. Tell her you both talked about it months ago and you emailed her some stuff as well. Then get fake upset about her not listening to you and how you feel disrespected. Win

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[riser4]

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But like Denzel Washington says it, not Steve Harvey.

[AK47bp]

But like Denzel Washington says it, not Steve Harvey.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Go on that storm chase ski trip last minute. Tell her you both talked about it months ago and you emailed her some stuff as well. Then get fake upset about her not listening to you and how you feel disrespected. Win

Gaslighting at it’s best


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[Core Shot]

Usually I gas light my bride by crop dusting

[Diamond Joe]

Apparently dishwasher detergent works better on dishes that have not been rinsed. Scrape the bulk food, then load.

This ^
DishWASHERS work best when the sensors can pick up actual dirty dishes. Scrape food off, put in dishwasher, the end.

Never understood people washing dishes, before they put their dishes in the dishwasher. ???

[Thaleia]

Kinda like cleaning up the house before the cleaner arrives?!

[XXX-er]

losing enough weight to go to the gym ?

[AK47bp]

Jerking off before sex

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Jerking off before sex

Doesn’t everyone do this?


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[TBS]

This ^
DishWASHERS work best when the sensors can pick up actual dirty dishes. Scrape food off, put in dishwasher, the end.

Never understood people washing dishes, before they put their dishes in the dishwasher. ???

Yeah…that’s fine so long as dirty dishes have not sat in her home office for a couple of days before she brings them down. And she doesn’t pack everything in so tight water/soap can’t get to the surfaces needing cleaned.

And unless your dishwasher has a garbage disposal built in, remember you are washing everything in the stuff remaining on the plates at launch.

@puma - you’ve been married long enough to know that glaring or criticizing will only earn you a two-plus hour argument that will not end until you apologize for something (if for no other reason than you want to do something else).

Ski ya next week

[oftpiste]

Why would you do that? Self-control issues?

Doesn’t everyone do this?
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[lowsparkco]

I think the wife's thread where they complain about you lowlife's would be more entertaining.

[skaredshtles]

I think the wife's thread where they complain about you lowlife's would be more entertaining.

You're probably not wrong.

[subtle plague]

I think the wife's thread where they complain about you lowlife's would be more entertaining.

But we're using apostrophes correctly and what do they have, huh?

[muted reborn]

I think the wife's thread where they complain about you lowlife's would be more entertaining.

That's what talk about when they get together. I just gotta be better than the worst guy. I know who he is, and it's a very low bar.

[subtle plague]

That's what talk about when they get together. I just gotta be better than the worst guy. I know who he is, and it's a very low bar.

I really don't appreciate you talking about riser3 that way.

[californiagrown]

That's what talk about when they get together. I just gotta be better than the worst guy. I know who he is, and it's a very low bar.

Bingo.

My wife's two best friends for the first 5 years of us being together had husbands. One ended up having a side fiance for 2 years, and the other flew out to the east coast to cheat with a girl he met in vegas and apparently left his travel itinerary open on his laptop which didnt match what he told his wife. So anytime i really fuck up in my relationship, i just bring up those two gents for perspective.