Conspiracy Theories - Ranked

[old goat]

And is approved by the dog for elimination purposes. (And if you have a dog you still have to water it.)

[californiagrown]

And is approved by the dog for elimination purposes. (And if you have a dog you still have to water it.)

Ive got my dog trained to pee and poop in a side yard area. Cant be having dead pee spots and dog turds on my immaculate play field!

[riser4]

I bet riser5 gets Astroturf. And a Lambo.

Well, I will say that if I can afford a Lambo, I will have hit the mega jillions. Which means riser4 will become a ghost. And I'll be hiding on my private island having spent the Lambo money on said property. No AstroTurf though. A friend of my wife put down some in CA. It made sense in that specific situation, but a patio might have been a better idea. The friend lamented that it got hot. And you have to wash it. Among other things.

[nickwm21]

Grass is nice to have but I’ll never have more grass than what is reasonable to mow with mechanical push mower.


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[AK47bp]

I’ve got no problem if people want to lay turf. What cracks me up are those families that only buy organic non-gmo foods, care about the environment, recycle religiously, maybe drive a Prius etc.

“hey babe, you know the only piece of earth we own and are responsible for? - yea, I was thinking we cover it in a giant carpet of petroleum product.”

“Great idea babe! That way Greyson and Brooklyn can practice lacrosse when it’s wet and not get muddy!!”

Next up, slap a “Save Our Winters” sticker on your Super Duty and go online to argue with climate change deniers.

[old goat]

If we made enough stuff out of petroleum that there wasn't any left to burn we wouldn't have a climate problem.

[AK47bp]

If we made enough stuff out of petroleum that there wasn't any left to burn we wouldn't have a climate problem.

Turf da Earf = Save the Planet.



I’m in! Just need a sticker

[Core Shot]

Can we get a ranking for October 7

Too soon? #JeffRoss

[AK47bp]

Think there is an entire thread for that one.

[romeo tango]

If we made enough stuff out of petroleum that there wasn't any left to burn we wouldn't have a climate problem.

if everyone drove a monster truck we could reach the zero point quicker too!

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[Core Shot]

Think there is an entire thread for that one.

Yeah. But that thread moves fast. And not enough conspiracy.

Check these. But put on the tinfoil hat first

https://rumble.com/v3svwei-jonathan-...own-order.html

https://tiblur.com/post/526517788847623121001298

My first gut reaction was wtf. Best military in the world. Dudes on paragliders and jeeps and the IDF can’t get there for hours?
The above links are one IDF Gaza veteran and one ex spy you can doubt I’m sure. But the official narrative is off.

[twat]

Wait what Hamas fired 2000 rockets that morning. And the guy from your videos says the helicopters were ordered to stay on ground! What is the conspiracy in that.

[jono]

you can doubt I’m sure. But the official narrative is off.

If you make this your sig you could save Sooo much time.

Although I'll grant that maybe brain share only breaks even, if that matters.

[bennymac]

Core shot is back from a time out?

[Core Shot]

Wait what Hamas fired 2000 rockets that morning. And the guy from your videos says the helicopters were ordered to stay on ground! What is the conspiracy in that.

Fair point. I wouldn’t want to fly a helo with rockets going off. Then again. Those were probably dumb rockets and not heat seeking missiles.

But what about trucks and tanks and other idf military equipment. Over six hours. They couldn’t mount a response. It’s just hard to believe.

[twat]

Hey bro! Smoke a fat one, play some early pearl jam real loud! Sit in your chair! Look out the window and let your fantasy drift! The pope, the Vatican, putin, ufo, climate change! It is linked to hamas! Wake up! Covid was just a test…

[Core Shot]

Hey bro! Smoke a fat one, play some early pearl jam real loud! Sit in your chair! Look out the window and let your fantasy drift! The pope, the Vatican, putin, ufo, climate change! It is linked to hamas! Wake up! Covid was just a test…

I miss smoking fatties. Pearl Jam is on you. Heeer hurrrrr heeehayyy yaayyyugghh

[Core Shot]

My pet goat
It’s michael Moore. So you can watch it without being triggered. Although shrub triggers me. What a Moran.

[MultiVerse]

A lot of smart people insisted Sam Bankman-Fried would never be charged let alone convicted because of his broad bipartisan political donations. So it's not just buffoons who fall for this stuff. Brainy people who think they know "the real truth" can also be bamboozled into falling for conspiracies.

[skifishbum]

Shout out to Core Shot who doesn't realize that I can read deleted posts. You stupid Holocaust denying fuck.

thanks for reminding me why i think your a shitty mod
strong work lookin like a butthurt jabroni over a big nothin burger in the stoke dreams thread

[Core Shot]

I love the skiing fishing bum. Big love bro.

PS. Never mind. Danno is butthurt. Not sure he’s jabroni.

PPS. I never once denied the holocaust. Hitler is evil. So is shrub. So are most of these asshats in their secret societies. Fuck those fucks.

PPPS. I need snow. We all do.

[gaijin]

In search of Core's snow, I might go high up and "practice" my snow camping skills before real winter arrives.

Anyone know about the UFOlogy in Japan? I think imma go hunting this weekend. #IWANNABELIEVE.

[SumJongGuy]

When that person who's always ranting about how climate change/global warming is BS and there's no way man can be the major cause if it is changing.. then starts ranting about HAARP conspiracies..

[twat]

Haarp is too good to be true, but chimneys are cloudmakers. Observe how nuclear power plants make clouds!

[Core Shot]

USA HAARP is real. So is a similar setup in Russia called woodpecker.
What they are used for is a guess at best.
The innocent reply is long range military coms.

So many patents on how we can change the weather.


“He who controls the weather controls the world” LBJ

Fuck these sociopaths.

PS. Spent all my youth summers one mile from a nuke plant. They make steam. Clouds not so much. Maybe the radiation went to my brain and made it smooth and shiny.