Worst & Best Airports

[The AD]

And aside from being rather portly, the bottom right doesn't seem outrageously terrible to me. On the rare occasion I've found myself with an entire row to myself, I'll definitely sprawl out. And I have no problem wearing a t-shirt and shorts on a plane.

I think it's more her execution than the fact she's sleeping across the entire row of seats.

[The AD]

Skidz?

And don't forget Zubaz!

[AK47bp]

A friend would quip "I don't really mind Drakkar Noir, but you're not supposed to use the whole bottle"

Sometimes he'd mix it up a little and say Calvin Klein

I’d mix mine with Coolwater

[BmillsSkier]

A friend would quip "I don't really mind Drakkar Noir, but you're not supposed to use the whole bottle"

Sometimes he'd mix it up a little and say Calvin Klein

CK1 was pretty popular about then too iirc.

Or Polo in that green bottle.

Fuck, who even Wears cologne other than teenagers and Persian cell phone case kiosk operators?

[riser4]

When my then tweens tried out Axe Body spray it was fucking annoying. I call it female repellent.

[zion zig zag]

Anyway, for comfy clothes: Prana or Vuori will have you feeling like you’re ready for Walmart in your PJ’s but the FA won’t have any problem bringing you another double because you look like casual Friday at the firm.

[Ted Striker]

Oh shit, how did I forget about Polo?!

In almost any public situation, there was always one guy who reeked of the stuff.

[BmillsSkier]

On the topic I’ve always thought shops and duty frees selling cologne was fucking stupid.

Hey guy, you know what you need? A couple-three big squirts of Drakkar before you climb into that enclosed tube with a few hundred other people.

[The AD]

Fuck, who even Wears cologne other than teenagers and Persian cell phone case kiosk operators?

Old ladies. My wife calls it OLP for Old Lady Perfume.
[assuming you don't want to delve into the technical differences between perfume and cologne, which I can't say I even understand]

[CarlMega]

Recently was reminded that Newark is the worst airport.

Insane layout and sprawl, incorrect signs making connecting flights an utter crapshoot
Adversarial employees to the point of sabotage. Being unhelpful is a badge of honor
Local people who cannot self organize to save their life. Heavily accented complaints with ample hostility

^And that's its good points.

I got PTSD having been raised in the armpit of the country.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

The mention of Obsession by Calvin Klein brought back some vivid memories of 1980's college dance floors. I don't think the sorority girls were allowed to wear anything else.

As for perfume/cologne in the airliner cabin, how can anyone smell that over the JA fuel they're piping directly through those little air nozzles?

[BmillsSkier]

Fuck those little nozzles. I close mine and push the others as far away from me as I can. If the guy next to me opens it and it remotely blows on me, I kindly ask that he turn it back towards his zone, which 100% of the time leads to them closing it all together. Unless you're a fatass I don't know anyone who enjoys that shit blowing on you at full blast.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

jesus...

https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/sta...590465/video/1

[BmillsSkier]

jesus...

https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/sta...590465/video/1

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-new...opped-30867666

That's so disgusting. Did the explosive poo incident happen while the passenger was getting on? I'd have to assume it happened mid-air otherwise they'd never have left.

[Supermoon]

I think we've all been one bad taco away from doing this on our way home from Cabo, right?

[zion zig zag]

I think we've all been one bad taco away from doing this on our way home from Cabo, right?

I think I told the story of my recent return from Sayulita where I had to sit in the lav during landing? If they hadn’t let me, it would’ve been a biohazard I assure you.

[BmillsSkier]

I keep telling people that eating 3 chili dogs from the Varsity in Concourse B is a bad idea.

Especially before a transatlantic flight.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

WTF is happening?? Air travel is literally worse than inner city pub trans now.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/a...ntl/index.html

[BmillsSkier]

WTF is happening?? Air travel is literally worse than inner city pub trans now.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/a...ntl/index.html

"Details of the incident, which occurred on board a flight from Las Vegas to Montreal"

From one party to another. I'm surprised this isn't a regular occurence.

[riser4]

WTF is happening?? Air travel is literally worse than inner city pub trans now.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/a...ntl/index.html

Air Canada. We all know it blows chunks.

[Supermoon]

Video of the shit covered aisle if anyone is interested.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/stat...767882169?s=20

[seano732]

Hey man, we’ve all been seconds away at some point….Ask me how I know.

[riser4]

I decorated the walls and toilet in a building lobby bathroom once. It was bad. Total blowout. Nuke the bathroom from orbit and build a new one. How I didn't get any on my shoes or white pants is beyond me. The only wardrobe casualty was a small dot on the corner of my right shirt cuff. I washed the spot and aggressively rolled and tucked my sleeves for the rest of the day. A couple people came in and tried to use the stall next to me while I was wiping myself. Poor souls. They made gagging noises and left. I got out of there before anyone else reported it and maintenance showed up.

[Supermoon]

I decorated the walls and toilet in a building lobby bathroom once. It was bad. Total blowout. Nuke the bathroom from orbit and build a new one. How I didn't get any on my shoes or white pants is beyond me. The only wardrobe casualty was a small dot on the corner of my right shirt cuff. I washed the spot and aggressively rolled and tucked my sleeves for the rest of the day. A couple people came in and tried to use the stall next to me while I was wiping myself. Poor souls. They made gagging noises and left. I got out of there before anyone else reported it and maintenance showed up.

This you?

[BmillsSkier]