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  1. 04-13-2023, 11:23 PM #26
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    Only thing I don’t like about it are the headlights.
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    Been spending way to much time under her lately.

    Headlights are underwhelming.

    Lost my 10mm somewhere inside.

    She's got a lot of displacement.
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    things you can say about your car, but not your partner.....

    Her mudflaps are hanging a little low after a rough ride last night
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    She has pretty high mileage and just isn't worth much anymore
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    Master cylinder's shot, so you gotta pump it a few times.
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    There’s room for two in the back seat.
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    After I'm done detailing the interior, I give the outside a thorough waxing.
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    Wow, that was quick...
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    Fuck this piece of shit!
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    I tried selling her but nobody wanted one
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    Shes fast, but she just can't carry enough of my gear.


    I love her. I just keep beating the shit out of her and even though her looks get worse, she just keeps on ticking. Love one that can take a beating.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Yep, I bolted that rack on there myself.
    Or....

    I tore her rack off on my garage door.
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    If you don’t get that Clear Coat her undercarriage will oxidize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    If you don’t get that Clear Coat her undercarriage will oxidize.
    The guy at the car dealership kept trying to convince me to let him coat her undercarriage.

    I'm going to let google tell me whether or not that is something I should pay for.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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    Wow, that was quick...
    Heh.
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    I am not saving her for the next guy
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