Things That Amuse You

[krp8128]

Hey it's better than showing an SUV blasting through fresh snow at 60 getting windshield shots. Watching those ads seems to be how Californians learn to drive in snow. They never show the upside down part.

Xmas car ads. Congratulations honey, I got you crushing debt with a red bow!

[Core Shot]

JFC. That’s hardly amusing.

Shit that annoys you would be a better thread

[Vt-Freeheel]

[El Chupacabra]

.........

[~mikey b]

on the straightest part of the road

mad skills

[PB]

Texting? Reaching for their mocha latte?

[old goat]

Texting? Reaching for their mocha latte?

Probably trying to pass someone they thought was going too slow.

[Mustonen]

I bet they have all season tires because they actually know how to drive.

[m2711c]

Short wheel base with an automatic transmission. Transmission in overdrive. Dude just not paying attention, transmission down shifts from overdrive and spins them all season radials… add in a little one handed overcorrection as the slide starts, and before dude can put his coffee down, he done spun off the road.

[muted reborn]

We males haven't evolved much IMO.

https://www.artnews.com/art-news/new...ey-1234649681/

[m2711c]

You still carvin’ yer dick pic’s outa rocks?… digitize that shit!

[Ted Striker]

I tried to read that story, but there was an ad for jewelry with Scarlett Johansson on the sidebar...

[Name Redacted]

on the straightest part of the road

mad skills

Moved to the mountains from Florida and bought the ultimate mountain vehicle , a Jeep, and promptly put it into a snowbank. There were two Jeeps and a new Bronco all stuck off the side of the road this weekend on my way up to the ski area. Another sedan was in the same predicament, and surrounded by shovelers, blocked by a vehicle that didn't have it's hazards on on a blind curve. What a shitshow. Highly amusing.

Also amusing, I was working on a customer's new Jeep this week who told me they had bought it specifically for their road trips out west from Florida. It had a soft top/roof. WTF? I cannot think of a worse car to drive cross country.

[~mikey b]

Bay Area visitor



I fkn hate jeep people

[MagnificentUnicorn]

What are Jeep people?


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[rideit]

Jeep people are waiting in the service line at the dealership.

[TBS]

When skiing midweek I like to ask little kids I see two questions
1. Do you have the best [mom/dad/parents] in the galaxy for taking you skiing [on a school/pow] day?
and
2. What are you gonna do tonight to show how much you appreciate them?

Parents love it, and the answers can be hilarious. Yesterday was no exception.

When I asked two little guys what they were gonna do to show their mom some appreciation, the littlest (prob 3YO) said, quite enthusiastically

“I pulled the fire alarm!”

Which explained the noise…

[Meadow Skipper]

Jeep people are waiting in the service line at the dealership.

But those lines are shorter than at the Audi dealership.

[evdog]

This video. Sounds like someone in the background isn't cut out to be on a safari lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8_FxazU8f4

[J. Barron DeJong]

[PB]

That looks suspiciously like the infamous meme kitty.

[J. Barron DeJong]

That looks suspiciously like the infamous meme kitty.

[::: :::]

Portland weather headlines
For example, seen today:
“Chance of Portland Snow Next Week Remains Uncertain”
You can be almost certain the local network news is building STORM TEAM COVERAGE around this

[Supermoon]

Portland weather headlines
For example, seen today:
“Chance of Portland Snow Next Week Remains Uncertain”
You can be almost certain the local network news is building STORM TEAM COVERAGE around this

http://isitsnowinginpdx.com/

[plugboots]

This video. Sounds like someone in the background isn't cut out to be on a safari lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t8_FxazU8f4

Crocs gotta eat too. Guide’s gotta be stronger w/ the stfu.