The problem with having a rocket laser cannon for an arm is when you throw to the other team, it's remarkably accurate and efficient.
The problem with having a rocket laser cannon for an arm is when you throw to the other team, it's remarkably accurate and efficient.
I still call it The Jake.
Somebody front yarded the field at First Energy? Anyone got a 20 on Baker Mayfield today?
The Cleveland Browns' field at FirstEnergy Stadium was vandalized early Tuesday morning by an unknown individual who drove circles around the turf.
Footage from News 5 Cleveland, which captured the damage from a helicopter, shows tire marks that appear to span almost half of the field.
A team spokesman said the Browns notified police about the incident. According to News 5 Cleveland, the Cleveland Police Department is investigating the incident as a possible break-in, noting that it appears the individual may have jumped a fence and driven around on a golf cart.
I wonder if the Browns have considered trail cameras?
Bwah!
As with all things, the TRGs are ahead of the curve.
I guess here is as appropriate as any place to share the story I was going to share in Basinbeater’s thread, so here goes.
One morning my senior year of high school I woke up to find fresh turf marks across my parents front lawn, the lawn that I am meticulously maintained, and was the envy of the entire Stepford neighborhood. I followed the tracks down 8 lots to the east only to see that they suddenly disappeared When they reached the abrupt 18 foot drop to the creek that bisected the neighborhood.
Peering over I could instantly recognize the Nissan Pathfinder of my buddy’s laying in a wrecked heap in the creek bed below.
I think the morale of the story is, if you’re going to turf someone, have an escape plan that doesn’t involve a drop, creek, or NFL security protocol.
I still call it The Jake.
Wtf? When Baker was there they locked the gates.
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"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
My Orange County suburbia didn't have big enough lawns for proper front yarding but the local Muni up the street got hit on a pretty regular schedule.
The golf gods have been mad at me since and have extracted a very heavy toll.
Q: How’s life Browns fan?
A: Takin forever.
I still call it The Jake.
Especially when every game goes the same way. Touchdown on the first drive. Next couple drives look good but flame out. No points in second quarter. Same with third only now the defense starts giving up touchdowns. Then the Browns score a bunch in the 4th but it too late.
Also, this game is going perfectly according to script.
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Thinking the kicker should change his number. #3 isn't working.
Maybe shank, pulled left, wide right, blocked, or miss may be a better option for him.
Can someone count up the number of points he has left off the scoreboard?
What is the over/under??
23??
27?
IDK
#weneedanewkicker
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Anthony Schwartz finds a way to contribute.
In Week 12.
I still call it The Jake.
OT
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Great. Now we get to see TB12 dink and dunk down the field for a game winner.
FFS.
I still call it The Jake.
That one handed catch will be added to the dictionary next to dexterous af.
3rd and 21 and you run the ball...stephanski. bueller?
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Amari Cooper with the catch. 1st and goal. Chub Chub Chub!
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If this was Detroit I would just turn off the TV cause I know what would happen next.
Browns win!
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Nice!
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HOLY SHIT!
I still call it The Jake.
Good on ya Brownies. I really wanted Jacoby to run that in
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Nice going away present for Jacoby's last game at the helm.
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