Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[el hefe]

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

I dated a mormon girl in high school who wouldn't shave, don't think she even trimmed. Was no beuno going down. I didn't mind looking at it but not in my mouth please. And yes it got stuck in your teeth.

[el hefe]

Hmm. My wife had her asshole and cooch laser hair removed before I met her.

Now I’m wondering what kind of life she lived prior to me, was it all a lie??




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My wife has laser and that is the way to go for sure!

[chicken feathers]

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

[singlecross]

Q: “What do you call a Roman with a big smile and hair in his teeth?”

A: ”Gladiator.”

[ZomblibulaX]

Wow.

You know your stuff.

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The same explanation came up in three separate articles I read over the last year. Certainly not a porn historian; it's kind of fascinating in regards to sociopolitical impact, but a lot of modern pornography is pretty fucked up.

[Gepeto]

Meh. She doesn't really do it for me either... ...but for now 6/10. Would absolutely bang.

Potential jailbait tryin too hard to look like a grown-up
be better when she grows some hips. Maybe moving to texas and dropping an unwanted kiddie or two would be good
bangable

You can thank puritanical obscenity laws for your preferences...

Iwastodayyearsold
I miss the musky stank sometimes

...Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes?...

5 Minutes?! You can’t be serious… make the appetizer the palet changer too. Get on the road to multi-O on the reg. crank the tool bag up a notch? master the frenulum squirt
err – careful what you wish for. Sometimes it’s hard to get outada house

[retirwntm]

I dated a mormon girl in high school who wouldn't shave, don't think she even trimmed. Was no beuno going down. I didn't mind looking at it but not in my mouth please. And yes it got stuck in your teeth.

I hooked it up with a model/alcoholic beverage huckster in central PA when I was working there for a project. We got down to get down and when I pulled down her panties she had a crotch sweater on. Turned out she was Amish and was sneaking out at night and getting driven into town by one of her guy friends that had a crush on her and would do anything for her. I carefully parted that fur sea and gave her a tongue bath that she probably hadn’t had prior based on her reaction and the tongues she was speaking in. She is forever referred to as “fur bikini” in my personal memoirs.


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[Not DJSapp]

5 Minutes?! You can’t be serious

I don't keep a stopwatch or a tape measure in the bedroom.

[krp8128]

I don't keep a stopwatch or a tape measure in the bedroom.

I wouldn't either if I were you

[ZomblibulaX]

I wouldn't either if I were you

Lulz. Thanks, I needed a laugh like that.

[Meadow Skipper]

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth.

Rookie.

[BCMtnHound]

Rookie.

Right?
Dunno if it was the generation I came of age in, or that for much of the past coupe decades I've sported a full beard, but a stray coarse curly hair on the tongue doesn't phase me in the slightest during a meal, let alone going down on a muff dive.

[easyrdr]

Right?
Dunno if it was the generation I came of age in, or that for much of the past coupe decades I've sported a full beard, but a stray coarse curly hair on the tongue doesn't phase me in the slightest during a meal, let alone going down on a muff dive.

Yep

[skiballs]

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[BmillsSkier]

we have found our resident porn historian.

Someone tell Timber to update the expert list.

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

Holdup. A challenger emerges.

[stealurface831]

Someone tell Timber to update the expert list.



Holdup. A challenger emerges.

DJSapp can be the cunnilingus expert.

[BmillsSkier]

DJSapp can be the cunnilingus expert.

But that’s not DJSapp.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

The same explanation came up in three separate articles I read over the last year. Certainly not a porn historian; it's kind of fascinating in regards to sociopolitical impact, but a lot of modern pornography is pretty fucked up.

That may be true but how do you feel about bald beavers?

It really doesn’t matter, it’s all good.

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[Sweetbippy]

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

And from a female perspective…sex is WAY better with a bald beaver.



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[booner]

...a lot of modern pornography is pretty fucked up.

Send me some links so I know what you're taking about

[Gepeto]

And from a female perspective…sex is WAY better with a bald beaver.



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like the sound of a comfy pair of flip-flops [emoji106]

[BmillsSkier]

Send me some links so I know what you're taking about

Yo Booner, you ever sell those skis in your sig?

[::: :::]

And from a female perspective…sex is WAY better with a bald beaver.

…but those TEETH

[MagnificentUnicorn]

…but those TEETH

She’s not Asian













Was that over the line?


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[TBS]

And from a female perspective…sex is WAY better with a bald beaver.

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