Shit that annoys you

**skaredshtles** · 07-13-2021, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

Why, though? It doesn't fill the thing up, they come and pump it out. And a small plastic bag is a little better visual than a big steaming dump on a massive bed of TP in a blue lagoon. I have my doubts about it, that's why I asked, but what's it hurting?

Because it goes to the treatment plant... and they don't want a bunch of garbage (esp plastic) in with the shit/piss/TP.

Though I'm only speculating on most of this. Maybe a pro shit-pumper can confirm.

**ötzi** · 07-13-2021, 11:39 AM

@ muted: One time I threw it in there and then suddenly felt like I had to take a dump but I was afraid I would disrupt spacetime if I shit on top of the bag.

**El Chupacabra** · 07-13-2021, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by ötzi

@ muted: One time I threw it in there and then suddenly felt like I had to take a dump but I was afraid I would disrupt spacetime if I shit on top of the bag.

Have you seen Nolan's movie "Tenet"? Imagine if the shit inverted.

**ZomblibulaX** · 07-13-2021, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by muted reborn

So you should understand why people don't want to run with their dog shit then, eh?

I do. 100%. Which is why I took my dog out for a sniff around the yard or at least the trailhead parking lot to get him to shit before we went out on the trail. They figure it out pretty quick. And you can always tie the bag to your dog's collar if you're out there.

There always needs to be exceptions made for poop, because poop happens. But any amount of consideration should lead people to the same conclusion: don't leave it laying around.

My buddy's five year old is a serial hike pooper. So she has a Fanny pack with a plastic trowel and some tp, and she handles it herself. I consider it basic consideration for being a member of society. Don't leave shit laying around.

**ZomblibulaX** · 07-13-2021, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

I was thinking grizzly bear, but dog shit is second.

Parvo/ringworm vs. mauling/death. I'd say close second.

**muted reborn** · 07-13-2021, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX

I do. 100%. Which is why I took my dog out for a sniff around the yard or at least the trailhead parking lot to get him to shit before we went out on the trail. They figure it out pretty quick.

My comment was a joke though

And you can always tie the bag to your dog's collar if you're out there.

no fucking way I'd do that to any dog.

My buddy's five year old is a serial hike pooper. So she has a Fanny pack with a plastic trowel and some tp, and she handles it herself. I consider it basic consideration for being a member of society. Don't leave shit laying around.

So she doesn't pack her kids shit out? What???

At least put it in a bag and tie it around the kids belt for the rest of the hike.

**skaredshtles** · 07-13-2021, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by muted reborn

So she doesn't pack her kids shit out? What???

At least put it in a bag and tie it around the kids belt for the rest fo the hike.

She should pack the kid's shit out.

**cat in january** · 07-13-2021, 01:08 PM

ZombilouX is right pick the poo. We walk the dog mostly behind the house and dead end dirt roads across the street. Hate dog poo

Don’t like touring with them either. Short haulers. Poo in the track. Herding. More likely to get hurt

**basinbeater** · 07-13-2021, 02:02 PM

I was gonna post something in this thread, but I forgot what it was as this dog shit discussion has been very entertaining. I hate the fucking poop bags all over the trail. Drives me bonkers.

Oh yeah.
I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.
This shit is annoying.
Plus I gotta get a hair cut. That's annoying too.

sent from Utah.

**old goat** · 07-13-2021, 02:05 PM

How much buried shit can the woods handle? The meadows above treeline?
At what point do you switch from bury it to pack it out, like Whitney and Virgin Narrows and more and more places these days.

**Buster Highmen** · 07-13-2021, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. .

Go naked.
Or wrapped in lunchmeats.

**old goat** · 07-13-2021, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

I was gonna post something in this thread, but I forgot what it was as this dog shit discussion has been very entertaining. I hate the fucking poop bags all over the trail. Drives me bonkers.

Oh yeah.
I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.
This shit is annoying.
Plus I gotta get a hair cut. That's annoying too.

sent from Utah.

Women--rich ones anyway--buy a dress for one night all the time. Not to mention all those unwearable bride's maids dresses, and wedding gowns for that matter. (OK, you can wear the wedding gown as many times as you get married.) Why can't men do the same?

**mcphee** · 07-13-2021, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

I was gonna post something in this thread, but I forgot what it was as this dog shit discussion has been very entertaining. I hate the fucking poop bags all over the trail. Drives me bonkers.

Oh yeah.
I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.
This shit is annoying.
Plus I gotta get a hair cut. That's annoying too.

sent from Utah.

Rent a tux? Would be impressive.

**basinbeater** · 07-13-2021, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Women--rich ones anyway--buy a dress for one night all the time. Not to mention all those unwearable bride's maids dresses, and wedding gowns for that matter. (OK, you can wear the wedding gown as many times as you get married.) Why can't men do the same?

True, they do. But I am not rich, and I dont do that. I consider that a waste of money. I have too many hobbies to buy one time use clothes.

sent from Utah.

**basinbeater** · 07-13-2021, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by mcphee

Rent a tux? Would be impressive.

I don't want to wear a tux in 100f weather. Definition of annoying.

sent from Utah.

**Dantheman** · 07-13-2021, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.

What you're going to wear sounds like the least of your worries.

Originally Posted by basinbeater

I don't want to wear a tux in 100f weather. Definition of annoying.

Low-cut summer sundress w/o undies.

**skaredshtles** · 07-13-2021, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

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I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.

sent from Utah.

Go as The Dude, natch.

**Skistack** · 07-13-2021, 02:26 PM

Hoity toity? Amazon is your friend.

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**El Chupacabra** · 07-13-2021, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

I was gonna post something in this thread, but I forgot what it was as this dog shit discussion has been very entertaining. I hate the fucking poop bags all over the trail. Drives me bonkers.

Oh yeah.
I have a dinner party to go to Saturday night for a friend of my wife's birthday. The party theme is dress to impress. Here's where it get annoying. I have like one sport coat (if I can find it), and it ain't for 100f heat. Wife has already started giving me shit about what I'm going to wear. I'll be damned if I'm gonna buy clothes for one dinner that I won't wear again for 5 years. What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.
This shit is annoying.
Plus I gotta get a hair cut. That's annoying too.

sent from Utah.

Borat swimsuit.

Niiiiiiiiice!

**riser4** · 07-13-2021, 02:39 PM

Find a thrift store wedding dress and wear that. And whatever you wear, especially if you cross dress, go commando. So that you definitely leave an impression.

And regarding thrift stores, check them out. Put together an outfit of once nice clothing with a punk rock theme including alterations such as removing the sleeves. With pinking shears.

**dan_pdx** · 07-13-2021, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by basinbeater

What the fuck do I do? The host is the wife of a very well known local sports figure, and several of the other guests are hoity toity recent east coast transplants.

Getting dressed up in 100f is for the birds. I would consider buying a nice guayabera and maybe a panama hat - if people think that's underdressed, you weren't going to be friends with them anyway.