
Originally Posted by
plugboots
I got pulled over again Sunday night.
Driving out of our small town after dinner, heading home which is only 4 miles or so, a car starts following me sorta close. There's only him and me around, I go my usual, "back" way, 'cuz I like the curves.
Getting towards the curves Mrs. Plug and I faintly hear a siren, I roll the window partly down, (it's 10 degrees), and it's kinda echoing around the valley, and Mrs. Plug says: "I hope it's not our house", meaning it sounds like fire truck sirens. It's snowing so here's the usual swirl of snow behind the car.
At the curvy section I don't slow down, and the car behind me cuts the corners so bad he's driving completely on the wrong side of the road. I'm used to people kinda doing this because drivers suck, but this is wacko bad driving. I keep looking in the rearview, (like WTF?), Mrs. Plug starts doing it, and there's no lights just the weird echoing siren. We discuss pulling over, but there's no lights, and why get shot by a looney redneck who's pissed at me for something?
I continue and make the left onto the road into our area, and he makes the turn too, so I stop, now wondering what's this a-hole's problem. I roll down the window and now I see it's a cop, he's got lights blaring at my window, (and it turns out a gun pointed at me), and he yells to show my hands out the window. I do, then he yells to shut the car off and throw the keys out the window. I can't do this with my hands out the window so I, say "How do you want me to do that?" He yells confusing instructions about which hand, etc. I slowly dig the key out of my pocket and fling it out. He then tells me to slowly get out of the car, and face away from him, etc. He now starts lots of yelling about why I didn't pull over. I told him there were no flashing lights. He says "You couldn't see my lights?" He now says to walk slowly backwards towards the sound of his voice. (He then hand cuffed me.) I'm kinda scared to turn around but I turn slowly and motion w/ my head at his car which has no flashing lights. He says, "You couldn't see the BACK lights?" "No." Mrs. Plug starts yelling this too.
I'm thinking this is a little excessive for not pulling over right away, but whatever.
My wife starts to climb over to the driver's side and starts filming, now he's yelling at her to get back in the car, etc. He says I was speeding, doing 40 coming out of town, I say I was definitely not speeding. (He's yelling everything, completely jacked up, BTW.)
Now he wants my drivers license. I tell him it's with my phone. He yells, "It's with your phone?" yes, I say, I only carry my phone, license and credit card in a case. "Which pocket?", as he starts wacking me looking for a pocket. I'm saying "Higher, higher", (as it's in my chest pocket). More yelling about speeding and not pulling over, and me explaining there were no lights, the siren was weak, I wasn't speeding...
He starts to calm down, I ask to put on a mask, he asks for my registration, I awkwardly motion with my hand-cuffs as if to say "How?"
So, after a lot more of this back-and-forth... it turns out there was an APB of some sort for a sedan and we loosely met the description. This info was from the 2 other cops now standing next to my car who were called in for back-up. These guys are all smiles and say that sometimes their lights don't work, and we met the description of the car they were looking for, "A new BMW?", I say? "Well, a sedan."
Cop comes back w/ my registration and license, and starts w/ the: "It was all a giant misunderstanding, etc." He then says if I want to file a complaint...
I drive the 1/2 mile up to my house and I am an adrenaline buzzed mess. Dude did not know he didn't flip the lights on probably. If I was black, would I be dead?
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