Shit that annoys you

[Flyoverland Captive]

Oh yeah, I’m gonna go nuts on the little bastards. For the first time in years I don’t have a dog, so poison is back on the menu. Then dynamite.

[Name Redacted]

The sound my clipless bike shoes make when you step on even the tiniest little rock might be the most annoying sound in the universe

[highangle]

Oh yeah, I’m gonna go nuts on the little bastards. For the first time in years I don’t have a dog, so poison is back on the menu. Then dynamite.

Live trap them to feed your eagles and snakes.

[KQ]

Post after post after post after post for lost pets due to fireworks. So freakin' sad but honestly why don't people keep their dogs and cats inside from the 3rd to the 4th?

A local vet posted on the lost and found commuity FB page last week asking people to be prepared. "Get your tranquilizer scripts filled and make plans to secure your pet inside" she said but I guess that's just too much to be bothered with for some and now we have all these horrible sob stories about cats and dogs who have gone missing due to fireworks. Ugh.

[Meadow Skipper]

The fact that there doesn’t seem to be any problem for the moderators here with racist posts is annoying.

[BmillsSkier]

I think I’m officially as old as you dicks or just as mad and jaded: came home tonight and was already a little edgy; let the dog out and the first mortars start flying, at 10. After 15 minutes trying to get the spazzing dog in the house I yell into the abyss that it’s the motherfucking 5th!

The nearest reports instantly stopped.

Those nearby and farther off, not so much.

I’m going to have another gin n tonic.

[KQ]

I think I’m officially as old as you dicks or just as mad and jaded: came home tonight and was already a little edgy; let the dog out and the first mortars start flying, at 10. After 15 minutes trying to get the spazzing dog in the house I yell into the abyss that it’s the motherfucking 5th!

The nearest reports instantly stopped.

Those nearby and farther off, not so much.

I’m going to have another gin n tonic.

Glad you got the dog in now pour yourself a tall one.


There are benefits to living in an area where you're surrounded by wheat fields. No one dares light off fireworks.

[Dantheman]

"Yeeeeeehaw, we just literally lit at least $1,000 on fire so we could hear boombooms and see pretty colors that are filled with heavy metals, Chinese industrial waste and God knows what other toxic shit."

"Should we clean up the massive pile of burnt garbage we've created?"

"Nah."


FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

[Core Shot]

The fact that there doesn’t seem to be any problem for the moderators here with racist posts is annoying.

Fuck you cracker racist pasty descendent of slave owners

/sarc in case your meter is broken

[mtnjam]

Shit that annoys me? Yeah, when your place of employment, a hospital, has the CEO and President try to get you to become political and attend seminars (propaganda) on how to become a better person without bias in your approach to caring for patients. I guess if you consider yourself the silent type that means you support violence. Fuck that. How about I choose to not say anything because I want to stay the fuck out of politics at work.

[zion zig zag]

"Yeeeeeehaw, we just literally lit at least $1,000 on fire so we could hear boombooms and see pretty colors that are filled with heavy metals, Chinese industrial waste and God knows what other toxic shit."

"Should we clean up the massive pile of burnt garbage we've created?"

"Nah."


FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!

In other firework news, Ogden's air particulate matter spiked to over 700 micrograms on the 4th.

[riser4]

Shit that annoys me? Yeah, when your place of employment, a hospital, has the CEO and President try to get you to become political and attend seminars (propaganda) on how to become a better person without bias in your approach to caring for patients. I guess if you consider yourself the silent type that means you support violence. Fuck that. How about I choose to not say anything because I want to stay the fuck out of politics at work.

So not being a racist is now political?

[Core Shot]

So not being a racist is now political?

No
Not being political is racist

[riser4]

How is becoming a better person without bias in your approach to caring for patients, I.e. not being a racist asshole, considered political? And yes, being silent is supporting violence.

[Dantheman]

In other firework news, Ogden's air particulate matter spiked to over 700 micrograms on the 4th.

That's gnarly. It was probably similar here, but I stayed inside. We should just burn piles of tires instead, at least that would be quiet.

Thankfully we'll be out of town for the 24th.

[Boissal]

We had clouds of noxious smoke drifting about the neighborhood all weekend. The air was disgusting and it still smelled in the morning. And the street and front lawn are littered with trash from the fireworks...

I have a tendency to forget to lock my car when it's in the driveway. There's absolutely nothing in it to steal other than a paint-covered sheet I use to protect the back when I load the bike so I don't really worry about it much. A couple days ago I found my glovebox opened with all my maintenance records scattered about. No big deal, I put everything back in there, adjust my seat (fucker made himself comfortable), and notice that the back door of Ms Boissal's truck is opened. Uh oh...
Now Ms B has a bad habit of using the truck as a storage unit but fortunately she is good at locking it. Not this time. So far we know the following is gone: a checkbook (who the fuck still has those, let alone keeps them in the car), 2 pairs of sunglasses, all camping electronics (solar panels, inverter, and the battery jump starter), her old bike shoes & helmet, and the brand new biking hip pack she just got for her bday, along with all the tools that were inside. I'm sure we'll realize more stuff is missing in the next few months. Now I'm buying motion-sensor flood lights and security cameras to really accentuate the financial loss.

[MakersTeleMark]

Wife thread Jong.

[east or bust]

WTF is with people intentionally not sitting in their assigned seats in airplanes lately?

The last 2 years it seems like every flight I've been on there are people who, upon boarding, sit wherever the fuck they want. Some play dumb, some then ask to switch seats with you, and some take up a tude when you tell them to GTFO and sit at the seat they purchased.

[old goat]

Having our 40 year old paisley (really) disposal leak is annoying, but fortunately it leaked into a sliding plastic bin and not all over the cabinet and kitchen floor.
Having to work under the sink with a bad back and bad neck is annoying.
Annoying--the only new disposal I could get on Sunday was a different make, so not compatible with the mounting ring so I had to replace the drain.
Annoying--the outlet was at a different level than the old one so I had to shorten the tailpiece of the drain of the other side of the double sink.
Annoying--I bought about a dozen pieces of PVC in various shapes, except the one piece I needed.
Getting the old snap ring off the old mounting ring was annoying. Getting the snap ring on the new one was really annoying, especially since I left a piece of the old one behind and had to do it again--which meant removing and then placing the snap ring again.
To register for the warranty--for whatever good it will do--I needed the serial number, which of course is on the back of the disposal, which is really annoying.
That it was my wife who told me to take a picture of the serial number with my phone--which worked--was the most annoying thing of all.
Having a functional disposal, and more importantly dishwasher, in time for dinner and with no leaks, was not annoying.

In the middle of all this the liquid laundry soap fell off the top of the stacked washer dryer where I told my wife not to leave it when the washer is spinning, the cap broke off, and most of the soap leaked out on the laundry closet floor. I managed to shame my wife into cleaning that up.

[MakersTeleMark]

JONGS, there is a wife thread.

[old goat]

JONGS, there is a wife thread.

Is there a broken disposal thread? No, I didn't think so. JONG.

[MakersTeleMark]

Did you break it? I don't think so. So STFUYFM.

And, yes, it exists right there in the proper thread.

What man does not know how to scoop a drain. We spent years trying to find that G-spot gusher squirt.

So, please, take this to the wife thread, because I know a surgeon is not a carpet pisser.

Nights.

[mtnjam]

How is becoming a better person without bias in your approach to caring for patients, I.e. not being a racist asshole, considered political? And yes, being silent is supporting violence.

Because I choose to stay out of this shitshow and show up and do my job well is not part of how I think. And fuck right off if you think that being silent is supporting violence. I'm one of the least confrontational people out there, but I choose to stay out of this discussion because I can see both sides like so many that can't see both sides that are too polarized.

[Timberridge]

Did you break it? I don't think so. So STFUYFM.

And, yes, it exists right there in the proper thread.

What man does not know how to scoop a drain. We spent years trying to find that G-spot gusher squirt.

So, please, take this to the wife thread, because I know a surgeon is not a carpet pisser.

Nights.

Jeez, this escalated quickly.

[mtnjam]

How is becoming a better person without bias in your approach to caring for patients, I.e. not being a racist asshole, considered political?

Because our hospital CEO is a Latina and everything is now politized if you have a skin color other than white....just telling it like it is.