"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
What's a usergroup, and why does Iceman get one?
I still call it The Jake.
Yeah I think they went to the email I used when I first registered, which is long gone. I went through trying to reset the shit several times and it kept saying emails had been sent but I never got them. Finally that dawned on me.
People being late to meetings.
We have a new group of folk from an acquisition, and apparently their culture didn’t prioritize timeliness. Pretty much a given that they’ll be a few minutes late to every meeting. Usually not more than 5 minutes....
focus.
Call the meeting 5 mins earlier.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Everyone who shows up 5 minutes earlier to be on time like they usually are will still have to wait for the late arrivals. Same shit happens where I was working. Write them up. Only way to solve it. 2 write ups for the same reason and you're gone. It's not hard to show up on time. My dad taught me that as a boy with some good scoldings.
Public, half joking call outs are working well so far without too much of a culture shock. I just got a new person from that group, though, so need to correct her too.
Most meetings are zoom or webex these days, which makes it so damn easy to be on time.
focus.
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
the people using public restrooms in an office building that cannot make the paper towel to the trash bin and/or leave the bits and pieces of towels that fall off in a bad tear and leave them on the floor.
the janitorial staff is already literally cleaning people's shit up, they should stop being a lazy fuck and pick up the paper towels you used and put them in a bin !
TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
People that think it's perfectly acceptable to keep piling trash onto an overflowing trash can ANY WHERE
(my kitchen, a public restroom/covid culture room, the local park, etc.)
MLM scams
If a public restroom door doesn’t open out, at least have the decency to install a foot opener
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
Just wait for the next urgent customer ya baby.
Crows cawing outside my bedroom window from about 5:45 on today with my alarm set for 6:15. It's hard enough to sleep in the morning right now because the sun comes up so early.
I have a similar issue with a couple of angry squirrels. They're hanging out in a giant walnut tree on the neighbors property and are either pissed at each other or antagonizing one of our cats. Constant chirping with the occasional loud squeak.
Speaking of neighbors, their AC has a dying compressor running 23.5 out of 24 hours every day regardless of outside temps. It's right on the property line (of course) directly across from the patio we've been slowly improving and has finally become a really pleasant spot to hang out.
I know this has been discussed here or in its own thread in the past but how fucking stupid does one have to be run the AC and not open windows when the outside temps at night dip in the low 60s? We live on a quiet street, no bugs to speak of, all their windows have screens. They must be glued shut or something...
Suggestions for the best way to, ahem, ease the compressor's suffering so the landlord can replace it with a model that doesn't sound like a jet taking off?
24 hrs after stubbing the toe on the couch, I cant put on shoes, foot swollen, and I can barely hobble to get a beer out of the fridge.
I'm annoyed I'm missing disc round today.
Ok, minor gripe, but I just got a replacement credit card with "touch pay" etc. Heavy!! WTF, ten of these cards would weigh as much as my iPhone.
We evicted a pair of Stellar jays from the beam over our deck. Now one of them follows us around the property and squawks at us every time we go outside.
There is no "shit that enrages you" thread so here I am. My daughter is 8 and at camp today another kid kicked her shoes away from her. When she asked him why he did that he replied that "if he had a gun he would shoot her dead."
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