Things That Amuse You

**scrambledbacon** · 12-31-2019, 09:40 AM

No slack. Even for babies
Vibes

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sb · 12-31-2019, 09:53 AM

gene edited babies would be a good name for a band

**BmillsSkier** · 12-31-2019, 09:58 AM

Why are there two "for"? Did he clone that too?

sb · 12-31-2019, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by evdog

I got a chuckle out of this

Proper placement is key.

**riser4** · 12-31-2019, 10:03 AM

My favorite case of proper placement I saw in Florida in 88: Slow Children; Slow School Zone; Slow Men Working. They dun went to school and growed up to be slow men...

**old goat** · 12-31-2019, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

My favorite case of proper placement I saw in Florida in 88: Slow Children; Slow School Zone; Slow Men Working. They dun went to school and growed up to be slow men...

A well placed comma can make all the difference

**TBS** · 12-31-2019, 10:53 AM

^^^ To your point

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**evdog** · 12-31-2019, 12:07 PM

Parents insist on eating dinner early every night. Get reservations at the late hour of 6pm last night for pre-New Years dinner. Place is already packed, and waiting for our table it's a parade of vehicles into the parking lot carrying grey haired passengers. Seems like every old fart in town was there for early dinner.

**liv2ski** · 12-31-2019, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

Parents insist on eating dinner early every night. Get reservations at the late hour of 6pm last night for pre-New Years dinner. Place is already packed, and waiting for our table it's a parade of vehicles into the parking lot carrying grey haired passengers. Seems like every old fart in town was there for early dinner.

When you eat twice a day, dinner at 4pm does not come soon enough some days.

**babybear** · 12-31-2019, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

A well placed comma can make all the difference

and apostrophes

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**MontuckyFried** · 12-31-2019, 03:16 PM

Got the laugh of a lifetime in today at a fuel stop. Her a loud pop, clunk clunk. Lady in her crossover (of course it would be) drove off with the pump handle still in her car. She stopped, got out, looked embarrassingly and with utter confusion at the handle and hose dangling from her car. Laid it neatly by the pump and squeeled out of there as quick as she could. A couple old truckers and I were there just laughing our asses off.

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**old goat** · 12-31-2019, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

Parents insist on eating dinner early every night. Get reservations at the late hour of 6pm last night for pre-New Years dinner. Place is already packed, and waiting for our table it's a parade of vehicles into the parking lot carrying grey haired passengers. Seems like every old fart in town was there for early dinner.

some of us prefer to eat before you young whippersnappers who can't hold your liquor start showing up and start screaming. Use your inside voices.
(Personally I never eat before 7 if I can help it; if I do it's usually because my son wants to. He hates having to wait.)

**old goat** · 12-31-2019, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by AustinFromSA

Got the laugh of a lifetime in today at a fuel stop. Her a loud pop, clunk clunk. Lady in her crossover (of course it would be) drove off with the pump handle still in her car. She stopped, got out, looked embarrassingly and with utter confusion at the handle and hose dangling from her car. Laid it neatly by the pump and squeeled out of there as quick as she could. A couple old truckers and I were there just laughing our asses off.

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I've done that once in 53 years of driving. It was a couple of years ago and the hose was designed to break away. The attendant reattached it. No harm done. I've driven off without my gas cap, or without it on, maybe 3 or 4 times.

**JongDoe** · 12-31-2019, 08:22 PM

Holy fuck, you are old

**old goat** · 12-31-2019, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by JongDoe

Holy fuck, you are old

I kept telling you that but you wouldn't believe me.

**evdog** · 12-31-2019, 10:27 PM

Those poor, oppressed conservatives. lol

Should probably go in PolyAss, but fuck it.

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**mcski** · 12-31-2019, 11:18 PM

Along those lines, the Gov of Montana went to CMC which was very conservative back in the 80s when he was there. Even though it was a short lived campaign, it amuses me greatly that the first CMC grad to run for pres did so as a dem.

**JimmyCarter** · 01-01-2020, 08:42 AM

Was randomly going through instagram and started reading the comments on a "Ski the East" post about Smuggs when I come across a commenter named "just1rog" shitting on them for #lowanglehardwoods and their appropriation of surfing slang.

**riser4** · 01-01-2020, 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

Was randomly going through instagram and started reading the comments on a "Ski the East" post about Smuggs when I come across a commenter named "just1rog" shitting on them for #lowanglehardwoods and their appropriation of surfing slang.

I don't care who you are, that right there's funny. And Smuggs is my closest hill, after the rope tow pimple up the street from my house.

**riser4** · 01-01-2020, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by mcski

Along those lines, the Gov of Montana went to CMC which was very conservative back in the 80s when he was there. Even though it was a short lived campaign, it amuses me greatly that the first CMC grad to run for pres did so as a dem.

What on Earth is CMC???