Shit that annoys you

[skaredshtles]

The camping on Gooseberry is definitely better than the riding. Now, that other place in SW Utardia....

We only hit Wire Mesa while we were out there (family trip) - that short loop was enjoyable. Never ridden the Gooseberry Mesa stuff proper.

[Dantheman]

We only hit Wire Mesa while we were out there (family trip) - that short loop was enjoyable. Never ridden the Gooseberry Mesa stuff proper.

Wire/Goose/Little Creek/Guacamole are all pretty similar. They're good in a lot of ways--purty, amazing views, neat rock and technical challenges. There's just no sustained descending (or ascending, which is why lots of people love it).

[alias_rice]

Wire/Goose/Little Creek/Guacamole are all pretty similar. They're good in a lot of ways--purty, amazing views, neat rock and technical challenges. There's just no sustained descending (or ascending, which is why lots of people love it).

Sounds like 75% of Moab riding.

[Viva]

Any of you Utah freaks been to the Henry Mountains? What's it like? worth a visit? Looks like the making for a nice overnight bike trip.

[riser4]

Robo scam calls saying my social security number has been suspended. They are spoofing the SSA toll-free number. Assholes.

[Mustonen]

Unsliced hot dog buns “for better flavor.” The probability that I’m going to have an appropriate bread knife handy when I’m grilling hot dogs is low.

Accidentally picked up a couple packs earlier today. The mangled hot dog buns didn’t really mar the experience that much, other than preparation. Which is my point. “Unsliced for better flavor?” You’re a fucking hot dog bun. Quit putting on airs.

[sb]

Early century douche bag marketing

[Danno]

Any of you Utah freaks been to the Henry Mountains? What's it like? worth a visit? Looks like the making for a nice overnight bike trip.

All I know is that they are remote as fuck.

[iceman]

“Unsliced for better flavor?” You’re a fucking hot dog bun. Quit putting on airs.

haha. Never even seen unsliced hot dog buns. Or maybe I thought they were big bread sticks. Or something.

[Mustonen]

haha. Never even seen unsliced hot dog buns. Or maybe I thought they were big bread sticks. Or something.

You haven’t seen them because they look just like plain old fashioned American hot dog buns.



But there’s a fuckin catch.

[iceman]

pure luck I haven't bought them by accident I guess. I didn't know they existed. I don't buy a shitload of hot dog buns though.

[TurxSki]

^^^^S'posed to pry 'em open with thumbs I guess. Manly and rustic...,

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[Ted Striker]

I just saw a guy ride by on a motorcycle while texting.

Assuming he hasn't bred yet, he'll be in the Darwin thread soon enough.

[old goat]

Robo scam calls saying my social security number has been suspended. They are spoofing the SSA toll-free number. Assholes.

Listening to 10 minutes of scam warnings when I call social security

[PB]

Woah; you're far braver than I, calling SS. Sooner or later, I'm sure I'll have to but "dreading it" would be an understatement.

[muted]

“Unsliced for better flavor?”

Sounds better than ‘we are too cheap to cut them for you’

[old goat]

Woah; you're far braver than I, calling SS. Sooner or later, I'm sure I'll have to but "dreading it" would be an understatement.

It's not that bad, once you get past the recording. If there's a long wait you can leave a message and they'll call you back, pretty much at the time they say they will. Still, do what you can online. Pro-tip--if you don't have an online account you can't set one up online if you locked your credit reports after the Experian (or was it Equifax) fiasco. They use stuff from the reports for ID verification. You can either unlock the reports temporarily or go in in person. (No wait with an appointment.) I realize this isn't the kind of trip report people want to see on this forum, but we are all getting older, aren't we?

[Supermoon]

People who leave their dead fish carcasses on the boat ramp. Especially when my dog rolls in said fish.

[riser4]

People who leave their dead fish carcasses on the boat ramp. Especially when my dog rolls in said fish.

Yummers!

[jm2e]

Restaurant hostesses.

“Hey, check out my tits and ads in this sexy dress while wondering if I’m really as old as I look! You know in your heart that if I was 27 years old I’d be bartending”
Fuck that.


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[old goat]

Restaurant hostesses.

“Hey, check out my tits and ads in this sexy dress while wondering if I’m really as old as I look! You know in your heart that if I was 27 years old I’d be bartending”
Fuck that.


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I ate at an airport restaurant where the waitresses were all 50+ wearing uniforms with short short skirts, deep V tops, and varicose veins. Corporate must have thought it was sexy to make them dress that way. I didn't. I just felt sorry for the women.

[Viva]

Was the name of said establishment "Old Goats?"

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[old goat]

Nah, I wasn't old then. Maybe if I went in there today I'd be turned on by all the young 50 year old waitresses.

[Supermoon]

Fucking eye dentists are worse than teeth dentists. They make you come in every year, pay them $200, then they hold you hostage if you want to - god forbid - change contact brands. Plus an extra $80 for a “contact exam” which as far as I can tell is absolutely nothing extra.

Grifters extraordinaire

[dunfree]

they are somewhat like car insurance cos - for most people its a commodity, but consumers don't treat it like one and hence dont bother to shop around.