Shit that annoys you

**Norseman** · 12-11-2018, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by 2FUNKY

Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.

Damn this water is cold... and deep.

**Supermoon** · 12-11-2018, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by PB

Like, for fucking EVER. Or at least 10,000 BJs.

I will let her know the internet justice mob has spoken and thy will be done.

**Banh Mi** · 12-11-2018, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by 2FUNKY

Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.

Oh man. I hateeee that. I feel like I automatically get the herps with any contact

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**riser4** · 12-11-2018, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Note to self: never, under any circumstance, invite 2FUNKY over, ... or subsequently use the washroom anywhere he's been.

What's a washroom?

**Supermoon** · 12-11-2018, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

What's a washroom?

The place you rinse your junk obvs.

**reckless toboggan** · 12-11-2018, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

What's a washroom?

It's a Canadian restroom...and they say you Americans aren't aware of other cultures.
Pshaw.
Maybe it's because you're just to busy washing your dinks in other people's sinks.

**Supermoon** · 12-11-2018, 04:12 PM

Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.

**reckless toboggan** · 12-11-2018, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.

It seems so naughty, but it feels so nice?

**Buster Highmen** · 12-11-2018, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

stye in my eye

silver solution: https://www.silversolutionusa.com/

**riser4** · 12-11-2018, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

It's a Canadian restroom...and they say you Americans aren't aware of other cultures.
Pshaw.
Maybe it's because you're just to busy washing your dinks in other people's sinks.

Heh. I was messing with you. I travel to Canada a few times a year. I live 12 minutes south of the Poutine Curtain. I have to pick my daughter up in Montreal at the airport this week because I don't feel like driving to Fredericton to pick her up for UNB Christmas break. My wife and kids are dual citizens. For the record, I only wash my dink in my own sink, and only on special occasions. And the last time I used a washroom at the Trudeau airport I absolutely slayed it.

**riser4** · 12-11-2018, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.

Don't pick up the stream, eh?

**reckless toboggan** · 12-11-2018, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

And the last time I used a washroom at the Trudeau airport I absolutely slayed it.

Was it on the third floor?

**Norseman** · 12-11-2018, 06:55 PM

Shit that annoys:

Stupid ass inflatable holiday decorations.

**riser4** · 12-11-2018, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Was it on the third floor?

Nope. Is there a third floor? This was on the departures level, main thoroughfare next to the food court across from security. Lots of people came in, exclaimed in a number of languages, or made choking/coughing/gagging noises, and walked out. And that was before I was finished. I feel bad for maintenance. They probably had to take it off the wall to unblock it. That's the last time I eat rotten rhinoceros after a night of drinking. If I had had time and a map I would have happily found the 3rd floor washrooms. It was an urgent matter.

**reckless toboggan** · 12-11-2018, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Nope. Is there a third floor?

The first rule of the third floor bathroom is you don't talk about the third floor bathroom.

**wyeaster** · 12-11-2018, 08:18 PM

the first rule of the third floor is don't sit down

**east or bust** · 12-11-2018, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

Hot compress.

Soak a washcloth, wring it out and nuke it for 30 secs. Be careful when handling it right out of the micro - depending on your oven it could be blistering hot.

KQ to the rescue!

KQ · 12-11-2018, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

KQ to the rescue!

I've had my share of styes.

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-11-2018, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

That's the last time I eat rotten rhinoceros after a night of drinking.

I know you wrote more, but that’s all I really noticed. Sig worthy.

**iceman** · 12-11-2018, 10:29 PM

He swears off it now, but next time he wakes up hung over and there's a putrid slab of rhino meat just sitting there decomposing I bet he goes for it .

**wyeaster** · 12-11-2018, 10:40 PM

a mile in another man's shoes, man

**iceman** · 12-11-2018, 10:58 PM

We've all been there.

**Flyoverland Captive** · 12-12-2018, 12:51 AM

Power outages annoy me, especially when I discover that I forgot to order replacement candles for my backup lanterns, and will soon be plunged into darkness. At least my phone has 37% battery left.

[/first world problems]